Strange Curses

A very long update with no pun intended

2007-10-10T11:27:00.000+08:00

Finally i have time and materials to update the blog...

1 mth ago, i wrote abt my bike with John sarcastically mocking me in my tag board.

thank you for your support John. heh.

anyway, within this one month that i have gone hiatus, many things did happen. To me that is.

it's really a great month for me as i have went on a fishing cum relaxing cum suntanning cum photography trip with my trusted buddies to tanjong pinang in indonesia.

it's like a "back to basics" trip. Why? because we are staying in a kelong and the experience is kinda amazing. amenities are pretty basic, food are pretty basic (wat i ate in the 3 days are fried rice, fried noodles and otah), and there is nothing glamourous abt staying in a kelong.

probably the thing i enjoyed most there was seeing my friends shitting and peeing the "alfresco" style. and then hearing KY shout: "oei, mister! your house got hole, water leaking!!" and embarrass my friend (or me) totally.

seeing is believing so pictures from my cam is up!

the sunrise at tenah merah ferry terminal...

i wonder if it's a new building or an old one...i just can't tell.

it's amazing how a small kup kia (name of that motorbike in the pic) can take 3 person.

it's even more amazing how it can take 4 and traveling at 60km/h. i must have that kinda mods on my bike.

i was actually trying to capture on my cam of 5 people on a kup kia. but i guess having 4 on one is already over the top.

these pineapples taste better than the fried noodles, and fried rice that i had.

firecrackers....haben been playing with those since my primary school days when i visited malaysia. even malaysia now bans firecrackers.

after an hour drive, we reached the kelong. excitedly, all of us turned trigger happy.

andezu riding on his dream bike...

the entrance to the kelong...creepy even in the day.

the first thing i did upon reaching the kelong....i saw a tap and turned it on. i was pleasantly happy that the water that flowed out was clear and not murky.... and yah....this is wat i meant by "alfresco". every sewage goes into the sea. S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T DOWN the hole!

some artistic picture.. there are lots of fishes in that hole

more artistic pictures...kayaks.

that's a sea hawk and it's their pet. it cries out like a cat purrs...

they also have squirrels in the kelong as pets. funny thing indos like exotic pets. dogs and cats are mainly treated as strays.

the view of the fishing area...

look at that clam!! its the biggest i have ever seen and we ate it raw. it cost only $5 for one. freaking cheap man. and it is yummy.

night falls and we started playing with firecrackers....super exciting! haha.

i had so much otah during the 3 days. no pun intended that i also became "otah-ed"

fishing for fishes....we caught a few over the 3 days.

my buddies soon got bored of fishing and they went kayaking.

ky having fun....

the 4 bros....lining up for a shot.

andezu got stucked with the currents and needed help from me to pull him out from trouble...

another artistic shot

the 6 of us..best buds getting ready for cam whoring

candidly taken..

the "otah-ed" fishermen!! clockwise from the blackest: xiao hei, kenny, ky, daniel, andezu, jos

the 3 days came and passed so quickly...it's just like sunsetting..

as the tide going down...

daniel is still not letting the pressure off the fishes...

i do wonder, if i grow old, will i get to enjoy life like him??

when i got back to sg, i started work the next day and was told that there will be an audit of the shop and service standards in the next 3 days.

in the end, we scored a 97/100... the highest in Singapore among all the b and j outlets.... freaking good achievement. i am so proud of my shop, my staff, and myself.

thank you girls for helping me to achieve this score. we did it with alot of determination, teamwork, and hardwork!

In loving memory of 2935

2007-09-03T11:46:00.000+08:00

It's inevitable that i gotta let you go.

I am talking abt my old flame.

The one which i use to ride....

The one whom is sometimes unreliable....

i can still remember the few times when you broke down along the expressway when i am still dating and trying to win the heart of my missus....

i repaired you using my life savings of $700 but you are still so rusty.

i even remembered when you run out of petrol and both of us were stranded along a very deserted road. i wanted to just leave you there and not bother abt you anymore.

we even had a few minor accidents before..but all is well....

sometimes i even wondered if you are able to "transform"

no matter what, you will always be my first love.

in loving memory of 2935

Jan 2006 - August 2007

You (all) make growing older so much more bearable

2007-08-29T11:59:00.000+08:00

My birthday is over by one week now.

and it's like my birthday is celebrated over one week.

It's one of the most wonderful birthday i had in all my life.

I am a food lover by nature and the whole week, i have been eating and eating and eating.

not only eating but eating good food that i dun usually get to eat.

it's the best way to celebrate my birthday. always!

missus brought me to a jap restaurant at vivo city.

we reached there early and got a table with the sea view.

i was impressed with the decor of the place the moment i stepped into the restaurant. even the menu and the table decor is spared.

impressive...high standard.

the food they served is really gastronomical. it seriously is crazily good.
the maki is calling out for me to eat it.

their food presentation is also a thumbs up.
sashimi is one of my fav jap dishes. we reordered sashimi so many times.

king prawn with salad sauce...

tempura prawns, crispy and yummy....the seafood they served are generous and fresh.

if all these did not make you drool, i wonder what will....

and i forgot to mentioned, we had ala carte buffet...so you can order as much as you want.

the sky slowly darkens....and it's becoming really romantic for the 2 of us.

finally, the night falls and we took a walk along the walkways outside vivo city.

quality time spent with missus cannot be compromised.

the next day, we went to eat good food again....

this time it's at chomp chomp. a cheaper alternative of good food.

and of course not forgetting out favourite "king"

DURIANS...freshly opened.

On friday, my dad had some dinner function at a restaurant in bukit merah...

so the whole family went there except my sister who had to do her homework.

it's eat eat eat again. it's delicious albeit it's middle class food.

no complains man.

and yesterday....

i had a little celebration with my brothers. we ate zhi char at a kopitiam.

it's been a while since all of us sat together to talk cock sing song. it was a good night for all of us.

Thank you all for being there to grow old with me. with you guys around, it's makes growing older so much more bearable.

there are people whom i have yet to celebrate my birthday with. i hope we can meet up soon man.

cheers

Joyys....thanks hor!

2007-08-25T12:30:00.000+08:00

anyway....since Joyys tagged me on her blog, i will carry on the tag.

List out your top 5 birthday presents that you wish for:
1) Lasik for my "blind" eyes
2) A pay rise
3) A room for myself *got it* (been always wishing for that since i was 4 yrs old)
4) A new ride *got it* (GSR 400)
5) another 5 more birthday presents...

Answer the following questions :
1. The person who tag you is?
Joyys the #@$%^&%$
2. Your relationship with him/her is?
Colleagues, friends, ~~maybe enemy~~
3. Your 5 impressions of him/her?
Quiet (not), soft spoken (not), hates sports (not), gossipy, helpful. to sum it all up, she's a great friend.
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
~~Last nite was great...=x~~
5. The most memorable words he/she had said to you?
On my first day of work, she said she is giving me a pink cup as my personal cup. ~~i almost sacked her immediately.~~ hahaa
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
killing my self is not worth it, i might kill her.
7. If he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be?
erm...can i say i prefer to be single??
8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
haha...bring her to india....she hates black colour
9. If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
it will be that she has known my darkest secret...i am volatile.
10.The most desire thing you want to do for him/her now is?
i might just tag her the questions again...
11. Your overall impression of him/her is?
i really think this questionnaire sucks.....where got people ask questions so directly? she's nice lah.
12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
A KNNBCCB guy to have ard as a good friend cum buddy.
13.The character you love of yourself are?
i am faithful and loyal..
14.On the contrary, the characters you hate of yourself are?
i would love to be humble and say that i hate something abt myself. my tone of voice is not very nice sometimes.
15.The most ideal person you want to be is?
i just wanna be myself....maybe with the riches of beckham will be abit easier to live life.
16. Pass this quiz on to 10 persons.

1. Joshua
2. Karmene
3. Trixie
4. Melissa
5. Roger
6. Bernard
7. Susan
8. Claudia
9. Gordon
10. Kenny Sia (just to see what funny things he can come out with)

17. Who is no.6 having relationship with?
Roger!! Haha..it's a open secret
18. Is no.9 a male or female?
Male...
19. If no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
I just can't seem to imagine that.
20. How about no.8 and 5?
Roger is attached to bernard so it's no way.
21. What is no.2 studying about?
She becoming teacher soon. "cher, can i go toilet?"
22. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
The day she tagged me on my tagboard to ask to me appeal against my summon
23. What kind of music band does no.8 like?
Chinese bands i guess...
24. Does no.1 has any siblings?
1 older and 1 younger brother....he has another "brother" the same age as him
25. Will you woo no.3?
No...she is attached and i am attached and she is not my type and i am not her type. Right Trix?
26. How about no.7?
Same ans as Qn 25
27. Is no.4 single?
No...
28. What’s the surname of no.5?
Tan
29. What’s the hobby of no.4?
listening eric and my laughter
30. Do no.5 and 9 get along well?
Yes, been out together once for KTV session.
31. Where is no.2 studying at?
I say liao....NIE NIE NIE...."cher, can i go toilet now?"
32. Talk something casually about no.1?
He's one of my buddy.
33. Have you try developing feelings for no.8?
no...sorry only working relatinships
34. Where does no.9 lives at?
can say hougang, but then sometimes in NTU hall 8
35. What color does no.4 like?
colourful consider colour anot?
36. Are no.5 and 1 best friends?
no, but they know each other
37. Does no.7 likes no.2?
erm...i dun even know if they seen each other to start liking each other
38. How do you get to know no.2?
when roger introduces her to me at a roti prata house while i am eating my prata
39. Does no.1 have any pets?
no...gf considered pet anot?
40. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
no, because i know of another sexiest person in the world. unless if she gives me money then the ans will change.

GSR 4 K7

2007-08-22T11:54:00.000+08:00

Woots..

getting my GSR 4 in less than a week's time.

Gonna get some stuff done to it in stages (hopefully)

Stage 1
Running in of engine to 1000 km
Sliders
Pump nitrogen in tyres

Stage 2
1 way/2 way anti theft alarm
Grounding cables

Stage 3
Race shield paint protector

Hope i can set up my ride soon.

And happy birthday to me!

Fireworks Fest '07

2007-08-19T11:54:00.000+08:00

I went to watch the fireworks festival at marina bay. The pictures will speak for itself.

my first pepper lunch. nice to eat but really not value for money.

it was people mountain people sea...seriously a huge crowd and gf and me don't like crowds.

we manage to find an open space near to the floating platform which is not too crowded and can get a not too bad view of the fireworks....damn the trees...

i love my camera.... ~~just showing off my camera's zooming function~~ and i love this picture.

the fireworks started after a 1 hr wait...i will just let the pictures awe you.

I took more than 300 shots of the fireworks alone...

Fireworks are simply magical.....my third fireworks fest...and it's getting better and better everytime.

And watching it with my one love adds value to it this year.

I didn't manage to say it to you under those fireworks and hopefully this makes up to it..

"I love you!"

we left soon after the crowd clears up.

Eagerly Anticipating

2007-08-15T13:57:00.000+08:00

I am in a very hightened mood recently...

Because there is promise....

Promise of good food with my darling....she is bring me to somewhere nice for my birthday.

Promise of gathering with buddies....to celebrate my birthday...still not sure where and how...

Promise of a new and exciting bike...yes, i am getting a new bike...and i can't wait anymore.

But i am so looking forward to all these events happening the later part of this month.

I am buzzing....hustling...and i just can't wait anymore.

Up up and away

2007-08-06T11:16:00.000+08:00

Wah hahaha.......

So many good things happen to me last week.

like i always say....when i go down, i will climb back up again. so last week was an "up" week.

Firstly, the weather had turned for the better.

look at the sky!! perfect weather for an outing.

Secondly, i sent a letter to seng kang hdb branch to ask them to waive off my fine. This was their reply.

We refer to your email of 28 Jul 2007.

We wish to inform you that motorists including season parking ticket holders are required to park their vehicles in designated car park lots.

On 25 Jul 2007 at 8.50am, your vehicle was found parked other than in the designated parking lot in the multi-storey car park no.SK42 (Blk 304 Anchorvale Link). Hence, the above notice was issued for the infringement.

We have considered your case. We will exercise leniency in this instance and waive the above notice. We seek your cooperation to comply with the parking regulations at all times. Please ignore any computer notice / request which you may receive from the Car Parks Section for this parking offence.

now, it's parking warden 3 - 1 Kenny

Screw parking wardens....my hatred for them is deep founded.

Meeting up with the girlfriend is always a thing that i look forward to. I am working 6 days a week and she is always busy. but last week, we met up to watch the simpsons at the cathay.

we had ya kun before the show.

the panoramic view from the cathay building.

can come here to see fireworks during national day and firework fest, but it will be abit far.

Simpsons was freaking funny...girlfriend was more amused by me than by the show.

she was always more amused by me than by the show. 2 weeks back when we went on a double date with roger and karmene, we were watching knocked up. hahaha....it was a freaking funny show too. there was a conversation between 2 friends that goes like this.

A: i just shave my pubs in the toilet
B: why do you have to shave in the toilet? the last time you shaved, and i shat, my shit looks like a stuffed toy.

hahahaaaaa....i couldn't stop laughing at that part. even after the movie i was still laughing with roger in the toilet. i had problem peeing while laughing.

i think i am easily tickled. period.

After the movie, we went to meet up with my brothers to celebrate andrew's birthday. Andrew treated all of us to sakura international buffet. i tell you, the food there is good. i had so much sashimi i think i ate 1 whole salmon.

My brotherhood gang.

Nick and davine.

so much food!! got shark's fin, sushi, sashimi, chawamushi, deep fried stuff, shashimi, salad, sushi, sashimi, shark's fin, sashimi, yah.....sashimi.

at the end of the dinner, this was what is left... we are freaking big eaters.

i think if we had come more often, sakura is going bust.

after dinner, we decided to go for bowling session at yishun safra.

joshua had a lorry to "transport" all of us there.

illegal bangalas

bangalas looking at girls on the road.

we reached yishun safra after a long ride. we have gotta wait to bowl as all the lanes were taken.

so while waiting we photowhored and clowned around abit.

huge boobs?

when we got our lanes, we were still happily clowning around.

nice colourful shoes.

happily striding towards our bowling lanes.

i am good with balls...

the most effective way of choosing teams...albeit old skool.

the bowler in me. told you i was good with balls.

happy day out with the girlfriend and my brothers.

A snail's life

2007-07-29T11:18:00.000+08:00

Last nite after work, joyys and me were walking towards the bus stop when this conversation took place.

Joyys: WAIT!! Help me pick it up.
Kenny: What?
Joyys: The snail, later got people step on it.

As i wanted to go pick it up, she ran to it, picked it up, and left it on the grass patch next to the pavement.

Joyys: That settles it.

We continued to the bus stop.

5 mins after we reached the bus stop, she gotta go back to whitesands to meet her friend.

I just continued to wait for my bus.

as i was waiting, i received this sms from her.

"you won't believe this but just now, the snail that i moved aside went back into the same position! should be the same snail i guess!"

HAHAHAHA

i kinda felt sorry for the snail for a moment.

When joyys picked him up, he must be thinking : WTF?? watcha gonna do...put me down...nono not back to where i started!! PUT ME DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU HEAR ME??

when joyys put him down on the grass patch: Thank you so much you human being!! now i gotta start all over again!!

then when joyys bum in to the snail on her way back to WS: NONONO...not you again!!! just LEAVE ME ALONE!!! i wanna cross the bloody pavement. took me 5 mins....FIVE BLOODY MINUTES to walk 20 cm. don't, PLEASE...NO.... ppprrrrffff (exasperated sound)

i can just imagine the snail being put back onto the grass patch. HAHA

if he is gonna have a party with his buddy snails...they must be thinking: he's late...guess he must have been stepped on when he is trying to cross some pavement. let's party without him!

Being a snail sucks.

Weather 5 - 0 Kenny, Parking warden 3 - 0 Kenny

2007-07-26T12:25:00.001+08:00

KNN CCB!!

that's for the weather!!!

it's like fuck and i have been riding under the rain for 5 days already.

KNN CCB!!

this is for the fucking parking warden who booked me when i parked out of lot when there is clearly no more lots.

and i am a season parking holder!!!

i wonder why there is anyone who wants to work as a parking warden and be hated by every single driver/rider/passengers.

it's seriously the most fucked up job ever to be conceived in Singapore.

if no one is willing to work as a parking warden, then there will be no more fines...

narrow view i know....but i just hate them esp when they summon me!!!!

but this is only the 3rd time i got summon for parking offenses in 11/2 yrs of riding and driving.

but fuck them anyway.

but but but hor...i also did a good deed 2 nights back.

i saved a trapped cat.

the cat is like meowing and meowing when got off my bike in the multi-storey carpark.

i was curious cos i thought some cats where mating...and i wanna SEE!!

but then i couldn't see any cats in the bushes nearby and when i looked down into the drain, a pair of eyes looked back at me and "Meeeooowwww"

so darn cute. and i thought that it was somehow trapped as the whole stretch of drain was covered with grills.

i wonder how it got in the first place.

i walked along the drain and it followed me until i saw a part of the grill that can be opened.

i opened it and it just jumped out after i moved out of the way.

it "meowed" at me again seeming to thank me for saving it and sashayed its way down the road.

It's 3 weeks!!

2007-07-19T12:14:00.000+08:00

it has been 3 weeks since i moved into my rented room.

i can tell you....

the feeling is G-R-E-A-T!!

no irritating ah ma to switch off my fan and tv...

no nagging mum...

no need to squeeze myself into the sofa to sleep...

no need to see the mess in my room.

i am a compulsive tidiness freak...not. but i like to be organised.

i like to have the feeling of everything is in control and well planned.

now...time to show off my room. hehe...

from sofa...to queen sized bed....bedsheets proudly sponsored by my missus. she said that she wanted to have 1000 orgasms on it. hahhaa. i told her i am up to it.

the ikea drawer which the missus and i and painstakingly assembled....

the drawer top is like my dressing table...

the ikea lamp provided lots of soft lighting for the room....oh yah...it's assembled by the missus.

my fav corner in the room....it is damn comfy snuggling among the cushions...

my colourful candle cups...

the unblocked view from my window...can see sunset somemore....

that's all folks..

Behind me....there's someone.

2007-07-18T23:32:00.000+08:00

I always believe that behind every successful man, there is a tolerant, understanding, talented, sensible woman.

behind me, there is someone....not a ghost lah. but my wonderful missus.

last week, we went to st james powerstation together with my campmates....

she showed the sociable side of her...

pictures were taken by her....

fazli...all i can say is enjoy your freaking air steward job man...haha...and if you have the chance...join the "mile high club"

my crazy campmates...we had such great fun everytime we were out together.

i got my nipples pinched by so many of them...and the missus just keep snapping away and she didn't even know that i was attacked until awhile later. she just LOL at me. -_-

after a busy week, we finally had time for each other

she secretly snaps pictures of me using my camera's night mode. cool rite?? like some infrared camera. we were driving to one of my fav supper place.

we had teochew mueh for supper...not very filling but very satisfying...

and we went to mustafa for some late nite walks.... i wonder what the hell i am doing there since i hate the smell...but well, it's some good time spent with the missus.

Going down and then up

2007-07-16T12:43:00.000+08:00

Life's a bitch sometimes.....

but it's good....

because when things go up, it's bound to come down. and when it's down....it's bound to go up.

so when i am too comfortable with my life and problems comes in, it will keep my feet firmly on the ground and keep me focused and realistic with my goals.

however when i am let down by irresponsible and childish behaviour, someone who can be bothered about helping me out turns up so unexpectedly.

and so i realised this philosophy...

i am a person who forgives easily but doesn't forget.

those who have bothered to help me with my troubles will be remembered.

as for those who can't fuck care a single thing by refusing to even be responsible for their actions and causing so much trouble for me to handle will not be bothered by me.

random note: the word bother(ed) is such a two edged sword.

but i believe i am going up after a week of coming down.

people who made my day, hearing my rants, keeping me happy at work, thank you so much. love you all.

Something very random

2007-06-25T13:46:00.000+08:00

kaozz...i just realised my last 2 post hor....is zhun zhun 12 hrs apart. hahaha....

so coincidental one...

EEEEkkks..

PS. it wasn't edited....it was just posted as it is.

Enlightening

2007-06-25T13:34:00.000+08:00

When we talked about relationships, one thing always comes to my mind.

"How do we know if he/she is the right one for me?"

people also asked me that.

and i used to answer...

"You will just know it."

To me, it's not a good enough answer even for myself.....how do we just know it?

there seem to be an empty space left behind by "you just know it".

it is impossible to find the "right one" unless you dated every single available man or women in the planet....

UNTIL....

i saw this quote..

"there is no right one out there, we just have to love the right way."

i am enlightened....FINALLY.

Love is simply...either you love or you don't.

Love is complicated too...because it involves feelings.

I know....that i am still on the right way now.

My Crib

2007-06-25T01:34:00.000+08:00

Currently, i am really happy with what i have.

A proper job...

A personal transport...

Supportive parents....

Good close friends....

A girl that i liked...

But there is one thing that i have been wanting since 20 yrs ago....

for as long as i can remember, i have always wanted my own room.

and for as long as i can remember, i have always shared my room with my siblings

but no longer!!

in 1 week time, i am gonna have my OWN ROOM.....a rented one that is.

damn cool loh....

*jumps up and down*

it has an unblocked view of the sunset.

and i have kinda got the room figured out. credits go to leeyan for helping me measure the room.

will take pictures of my room and post here once i settle down.

SO COOL!! Can't wait!

YouYouYouYouYOU!

2007-06-21T23:00:00.000+08:00

Yes I am talking about you!

*Point Point Point*

I can spend the whole day with you

doing nothing and i won't feel bored....

I can talk to you

the whole night and i won't run out of topics...

I can hear you

giggling even when i am sleeping...

I can see you

even in my dreams...

Yes, I **** YOU~~!

Dancing in the showers

2007-06-17T09:05:00.000+08:00

Been dancing a lil bit when i am showering everyday...

Just like in the disco...without the music.

Shaking my head...shuffling my feet in the puddle of water...

Why?

because of this...

Ouch

Double Ouch

Triple Ouch

You know how to count....

so everytime like water and soap touches these wounds...

you can hear like SSSSSSSSSSSS.......sucking all the air while i am clenching my teeth..

How did this happen?

I had a minor accident...

I was stupid....so i deserved the pain.

But my pillion doesn't....poor thing. Luckily she is alrite....a huge relieve when i see that she is fine. If not i will be guilty forever and will ask her to marry me so i can take care of her. heh heh...

Leeyan, really glad that you are ok....but the part about marrying me, if you want, i wouldn't mind. =P

Two Birds in the Bird Park

2007-06-14T09:39:00.000+08:00

it has been years since i went to the bird park.....

probably since like i was in Pri 2..

all i can remember was the huge ass waterfall that i saw.

all the hype abt it being the largest man made one 10+ years ago.

probably now it is ONLY ONE of the largest man made one. haha....

there is a chinese saying that goes there is always one mountain higher than the other...

to me, there is always one man made waterfall higher than the other.

We reached Jurong Bird Park in the late morning after a freaking long ride there....my ass was numb when i got off the bike.

we had bongo burgers for brunch.

Bongo burger...not that fantastic but acceptable. it's very filling too.

Their mugs where damn classic loh...i like it. i got this sudden urge to steal it actually but i listened to the "angel" next to me.

Their staff wore some safari uniform that's really cute...complete with safari hat and boots. haha very eye catching. Leeyan and I agreed that we should get one each so can role-play.

the bird park toilet also very nice.... make until like rainforest.... make me pee at ease while looking at the water flowing down from the roof. how ingenius these designers are!

We then went to see the different exhibits...photo intensive hor...

1 king penguin..

1 flock of king penguins...

the penguins are damn cute man....i think they are really special... clumsy on land, but agile in water. and they have sex and bond for life till they die. and they don't remarry.

i think i can connect with them very well.

we are in the aviary....

the aviary is full of ~~lorries~~ lories....

and i bought some bird feed for them. consist of honey and nectar.

the birds are damn cute lah.....

and while i was feeding some of the lories...

this particular lory started to flirt with leeyan...

Peek-Ka-Boo

It's chat up line "hi pretty, my name is ~~Albert~~ Albird, and i am a bird"

HAHAHA

than it started to dance....swaying from left to right...

then i shoo-ed it away before things get out of hand...~~i think the bird will hump her...or maybe it's just because of jealousy. haha~~

birds can be very ungreatful too......

i was feeding this bigger sized lory....

and it turned and wanted to bite me when i wanted to stroke it.

and i taught him some manners by chiding it.
I went "oh no no....you dun bite your master...you ungreatful bird...., whose your daddy now?"

gossip-mongers...just like the girls in ben and jerry's....hahaha

indian birds crossing the bridge...

i think i have got the knack for modeling...

what say you all?

haha....even the birds are chirping in unison.

i am in a cage!!! let me out!!!

Eh?!?! I am outside ah??

this ostrich became territorial when i went to view it... my point is....perhaps i am a chick magnet. heh heh.

the man-made waterfall!!!!....it still is the same as 16 years back! hahhaa nostalgia.

compare this...in phuket...

to this...in singapore...

whose the king now?? hahaha tomyam no more....hokkien mee anyone?

Ghost Story part 5

2007-06-05T07:57:00.000+08:00

it has been a while since the ghost acted.

maybe after she had been exposed, her balls turned from bowling balls to fish balls.

or maybe it's because of him...

Hercules to our rescue.

and is fire resistance too!

Wow...my hero.

Blood save lives

2007-06-03T09:56:00.000+08:00

I was at work yesterday morning while i came across a flyer which so volunteers are distributing at pasir ris mrt station.

it's promoting a blood donation drive that is happening nearby.

i took that flyer....and pondered for a while.

i got this urge to give blood...not just a little urge but my gut feeling tells me that i must donate this time round.

i lost my virginity....again!

on previous occasions....

i was underweight when i was back in poly yr 1 and i was rejected. =(

i was on medication 2 weeks ago as i was sick when i was in NTU last year and i was rejected. =(

and this time round, i was neither underweight nor sick...

and the angel on my left shoulder is calling out to me to go donate blood...

angel kenny: hey...brother, you are healthy...go donate some blood to save lives.
devil kenny: fuck you angel...he is busy and at work...leave him alone....
angel kenny: fuck you right back...iilii (shows the middle finger)
devil kenny: hey kenny... don't listen to the angel, he will get your ass burned.

but my gut feeling is so strong and i just followed my heart to want to donate blood that i showed iilii to devil and swept him off my right shoulder.

i asked for permission from my manager and he took awhile to reply actually...i thought that i would not have the chance as the blood donation drive is from 11 to 5pm only... my work time.

then while i was in the toilet shitting...my manager replied me....he said "ok, go ahead"...and all the shit just came out so smoothly...

GOOD TIMING ERIC!

hahaha

i was ferried by a mercedez leh....to a buddhist temple nearby. never knew blood donation still will get chauffered by mercedez. but it belongs to a volunteer lah.

they asked me to fill up a form and i was quite amused by the questions they asked...

"have you had sex with more than one partner?"

"have you been paid cash or in kind to have sex with anyone?"

"have you had sex with another male?"

heh heh....all of the above is a mystery for all of you....no answers. =P

the blood donating area.

after i had registered, i have to be examined by a doctor...

and then i had to take a blood test.

the nurse poked my finger with a needle and took a straw like thing to draw my blood....totally painless...

and then she dripped 2 drops of my blood into a beaker filled with dunno what liquid.

my blood sank like titanic into the bottom of the beaker.

it means that i have enough iron in my blood.... i am strong.

then after 20 mins of waiting...it's my turn to be on the bed.

i was asked to pump the stress ball so that my vains can "pop" out. i pumped so hard it nearly burst. hehe...

the nurse took a few stuff over to my bed...some testtubes...needles and also the blood packets...

testtubes are used to draw some of my bloods to be tested if it is safe....confirm safe one lah...

needles to inject my arm with a lil anesthetic.

3 blood packets...

i saw those and i was like thinking "nabeh....really must draw so much blood meh

?"
i was injected with anesthetic because the nurse said the needle for drawing blood is quite thick.

look like mosquito bite.

poking me with the thick needle....i wouldn't want to think that this needle will break in my arm man.

overall...i would rate the process as extremely pain...less. 0% pain. ok maybe 1% when they inject the anesthetic....irony right? small needle, pain...like ant bite. huge needle...painless.

once the huge needle is injected, blood just flowed through the tubes and into one of the blood packets. it took about 3 mins to fill that much.

i was bored so i took more pictures of the huge ass needle...

i was pretty relaxed for the first 5 mins...

until i check my blood packet....

5 mins and only these much blood....knn....

and i quickly pump the stress ball in my hand....i still got 2 and a half packet to fill leh....like tat take how long....???

i pump until my hand soften...i think people must have thought i siao one.

about 10 mins later....1 full bag....2 more to go, i thought to myself.

and the nurse came over....and stopped my bleeding...i thought she wanna change the tubing to another bag but she plugged my needle out...

eh... finish liao ah i asked...

she say yah loh. how much blood you wanna give?

3 packets lah...

you siao ah...3 packets later you end up in hospital we have to give blood back to you.

LOL....

chey....only 1 packet per person. each donor will only give abt 300 to 450ml of blood depending on weight. i gave 450ml.

and in singapore....everyday, the hospitals use up 200 packets a day. the temple targets to collect 200 packet for the day within 6 hrs....wah liao....no wonder blood bank shortage of blood all the time.

then i told the nurse i want the green bandage with dinosaur one...

and she wrap up my hand nice nice for me.

they asked me to go to a resting lounge with snacks and water...

i just sat there and admire my bandage.

then a volunteer came over and ask...

"you want water"

"no"

"you want biscuits"

"no"

"then what do you want"

"i want to go home"

hahaha....seriously...like a kid lah.

i actually meant i want to go back to work but i said home. hahaha

then i went off and back to work.

it felt so good to give blood...i think more singaporeans shld step out when we have the chance.

get out of our comfort zones and realise and learn something new. that is how we become stronger as a person in character and mentality.

this post is not to show off that i had donated blood...i believe in doing good deeds and keeping it to myself.

this post is more like sharing my experiences in a humourous way to encourage people to step out and save lives by donating blood.

suay suay to say....you will never know if you will be the next in line to receive blood that has been donated.

blood cannot be artificially produced....it can only be from us...

so if you have a chance. dun hesitate. go for it.

cheers to all blood donors.

Quotes from my Trip..

2007-06-01T11:30:00.000+08:00

Quote 1
Kenny: Eh, Phuket got tidal wave 4 metres high...i abit scared.
Eric: Later you go by passenger plane....come back by cargo plane in a wooden box seal-wrapped...
Kenny: Knn...

Quote 2
A thai woman approached me to chat up with me while John, Carol and Steve waited.

Carol: What she say to you?
Kenny: She say she wanna bao me for the night for yi wan baht (10,000 B)
John: WHAT??? ONE BAHT???
Carol: KENNY!!! YOU ARE DAMN CHEAP!!

Quote 3
Eric: Eh, bro, my camera you must help me to take care hor.
Kenny: i will lah...
Eric: you die nevermind leh, my camera must return to me can liao.
Kenny: iilii

The Not-So-Suah-Ku Traveller (Day 4 - Phi Phi Island)

2007-06-01T10:00:00.000+08:00

We made plans to go to Phi Phi Island but steve and carol had to miss it out due to them not feeling well.

So it's just john and me....and we had fun. sounds wrong...but still...we had fun.

it kinda rained early morning while we are on our way to Chalong Bay to transfer to a speedboat.

The speed boat damn power....3 huge engine propeller and can travel at 50knots...

that's fast!

and i like speed...the wind in my hair and face gives me a sense of freedom.

but we had to wait at Chalong Bay for like 45mins before things get started.

is God calling out to me?

The speedboat is quite cool...it had the sheltered seating area and also the open area.

the open area is right at the front of the speed boat and that's where i plonked my butt.

it gaves me a paranomic view of the sky and the sceneries.

our first stop is Maya Bay....

that is the beach where Leonardo DiCaprio stayed for 3 months to make the movie "The Beach".

that doesn't really mean a thing to me but the water is damn cold and it just feels very shiok to swim in there.

view of maya bay from the boat.

crystal clear waters...and the waters is very shallow....swam 100m out from the beach and i can stand on soft sand with the water level to my neck only.

Aye Aye Captain'....i am not that much a pirate i guess.

after about 30mins at maya bay swimming. we moved to another location for snorkelling.

maybe they can get me to be the lead of "the ~~bitch~~ beach 2"

i dunno why but i think my butt looks really fat. but i like this photo.

when i went into the water there were no fishes near me....but when i take bread along with me....fuck, i was mass-orgied...

the fishes just came from nowhere and surrounded me... luckily they only go for bread...and not human.

i cupped the bread with my hands and made them work to get their bread and they nibbled on my hand. bloody hell, and i had to let go of the bread. fishes nowadays are damn smart.

while i was feeding them bread from the boat...it looks abit more scary when i am in the water.

greedy fishes...

we then left for another lagoon....and look at the waters....!

it's a special lagoon because there are no fishes in there!

why?

because it's where the sea water and fresh water mixed....

the bottom is only soft sand. and the water is not salty enough for fishes to live in there.

we also passed by a cave...it's called the viking cave.

Next up...Monkey Beach.

it's called monkey beach because of 1 reason. there are monkeys.

i have always wanted to feed wild monkeys...

and even on my bike, almost got attacked by wild monkeys a few months back....

the monkeys are damn playful...and excited to see us.

our tour guide fed the monkey with pepsi...it's damn funny. i wonder if they burrp after they drink pepsi.

i think i found my real brother....an emotional reunion.

and a toast to our reunion BROTHER!

another person from another boat fed the monkey with pepsi too...and the monkey grabbed the whole bottle and ran away.

funnily, when it tilted the bottle up to drink the pepsi, the whole of the bottle just spilled on his face....hahaha....

damn stupid monkeys...

we had lunch and then stopped at this really cool beach with colourful beach chairs and umbrellas....

by then, i had enough of sun tanning...enough of swimming....and was very lethagic.

john and me ordered an ice cold coconut each and just sat under the hut to soak in all that we experienced today.

it was a great experience.

hehe...and when john went back to the hotel room, carol raped him...

The Not-So-Suah-Ku Traveller (Day 3 - Phuket)

2007-05-29T19:33:00.000+08:00

I started the day with a punctured tyre....how nice huh...

luckily it's not a huge problem and i got the inner tubbing changed for $5.

the mechanic changing the tubbing for me. they use brute force instead of machineries...fierce.

a really cute girl at the bike shop...she pose for me somemore.

it was pretty relaxing for today and after lunch, we went back to hotel to sleep.

only until abt 6pm, we went to the beach area to catch the sunset.

the start of the sunset...

with the background so beautiful, having john by my side didn't really seem to matter...haha..

the sunset slowly develops into a burst of orange and purple.

this is worth every penny i spent to come to phuket.

watching the sunset with close friends makes it more enjoyable.

John, steve, carol and me.

we then went back to where we had our dinner last nite....the seafood place.

the food was pretty good that we ordered even more food today.

got fish, lobster, crab, shark's fin and many more dishes. but i was too hungry to actually take any pictures of the food. just whack only. haha

choosing our seafood.

we can never be far from seafood in thailand.

The Not-So-Suah-Ku Traveller (Day 2 - Phuket)

2007-05-27T12:08:00.000+08:00

The problem with me when i am on holiday is that i tend to think about people back at home.

and that have left me $150 poorer. haha...but i don't mind because i know that when i bring these stuff back, i make people happy.

I woke up really early this morning to go for a little adventure around Patong beach.

Walked around the district and saw some interesting stuff.

I call this the pepsi fruit stand.

Many types of fruits....some i have never seen before.

I also went to the beach...Yes, where the tsunami is...but no tsunami jokes for me. because the destruction and devestation is very real!

The Andaman Sea behind me.

The view was breathtaking and i realised that there wasn't a slightest hint that a tsunami had occured.

Nice hor?

Beach chairs decked nicely...

Not my friend, just another tourist whom i asked to take a picture for me but he took a picture with me.

my slippers almost got swept out to sea while i was taking this shot. haha... i rescued them.

Maybe except for this sign and some other evacuation signs.

It points towards my hotel....i guess i am safe.

Walked around a little bit more and ended in a ~~starfucks~~ Starbucks for a frap, light breakfast and the newspapers.

my breakfast....

Went back to the hotel with all the stuff i bought. by the time i am back, i am sweating and hot.

their morning sun is as strong as their afternoon sun.

I told John that in Phuket, the sun is not a sun....it's a fucking FIREBALL. we are there not to be tanned but to be toasted.

well, but i like being toasted...so do Carol, Steve and John and we went for another tanning session by the poolside. And i was violated by john...

john looks naked!!

he is perverted and he rode me from my back and squeezed my tits like i am some kind of prostitute.

you can tell that john is the only one enjoying this....rite?

the 4 of us decided that our adventure shld go further than playing in the pool and we got changed and rented some bikes to explore more of the island.

Super old school helmet.

ridiculously silly.

it was fun riding...so convenient.

i tell you, riding in Singapore and in Thailand is a totally different story.

the roads here are really rough

people cut your lanes

the helmet they gave me are like shit...rock climbing kind of helmet. not suitable for riding.

and we don't need a license to ride...or rather John doesn't need a license to ride.

look ma, i am riding and sticking out my tongue at the same time!!

but it was really fun albeit it was dangerous.

We rode to visit the Kathu Waterfalls...and got lost trying to find it.

we asked a local there...but he shakes his head and we just thought he didn't know what we are saying.

we found the waterfall in the end....and boy....it was a huge disappointment when we climbed like hundreds of steps up to the top of the waterfall.

the climb up...see the shagged out face and we were only halfway up.

this is the top of the waterfall...haizzz.....or should i say the source of the water for the waterfall.

this picture sums it all up....of how i feel.

I am so not amused and swore to god that our Birdpark man-made waterfall made me more excited than this.

this is what they call a waterfall.... haven't they heard of the word unexciting??

I think back to the local shaking his head....

and 3 thoughts came to my mind.

1) He really didn't understand what the fuck alien language we were saying.

2) He must be telling us "Waterfall? No waterfall." (Pun intended for the puny Kathu Waterfalls)

3) Or he must be telling us you are fucking wasting your time up there.

Oh yah...thank you Mr. Local for the information that wasn't deciphered earlier until we saw the waterfall. haha.

then we when down to a really huge shopping mall called "Central Festival" to catch a movie, eat abit of ice cream and do a little bit of shopping. I ended up another $150 poorer.

it's SFX...not SEX Coliseum. very much like our cinema....but cheaper

ice cream....omg....occupational hazard.

but i conclude that BnJ ice cream is still the best.

we watched pirates 3 and i fell asleep halfway. i don't know how long i snoozed, probably about 10mins only.

Interestingly, before the movie started, they showed a video of the thai king and all of a sudden, everyone in the cinema stood up and kept quiet. like singing the national anthem like that.

That is how much the thais adore their king.

the movie lasted 3 freaking hours and i had a backache after that.

then we went for a scrumptious seafood dinner. the food was yummy. either that or the 4 of us were really hungry.

Huge lobster they have there. really fresh as well.

Their tiger prawns are huge...and it's ending up in my tummy soon. hahaha

i love seafood....

...especially when it's this fresh.

we had Stir fried beef.....

Black pepper crabs...

and our main dish....steamed lobsters....

and went back to hotel at 3am. What a day!!

The Not-So-Suah-Ku Traveller (Day 1 - Phuket)

2007-05-25T22:37:00.000+08:00

I feel very suah ku today...to be taking a flight out of singapore.

I couldn't find my seat. I was like looking on the seats and the ground for seats no. just like what i usually do in cinemas.

but then, the seat nos. were like above the seats underneath the compartments where you put your hand carry luggages. haha...silly me.

There is one thing that i really like when i take the aeroplane. its the feeling of taking off. when the plane starts to "run", i like the feeling of being pinned back on my seat and when it took off, my heart will skip a beat.

To me, this is an incredible feeling that i always look forward to when taking a flight.

Really big pack of cigs....i can hug it to sleep when i am on the plane.

The flight was pretty smooth and the air stewardesses, as usual speaks with a funny accent that i don't really understand.

I am now in the Club Andaman Beach Resort and i am on very expensive internet. $5/hr hurts my pocket so i am like controlling my usage so i can buy more stuff back for all my friends.

Strangely, I am not excited about the trip, nor am i not excited about the trip...my last trip to tioman seems to leave a better impression.

perhaps some people that are suppose to be here are not here and maybe my heart was left back in singapore.

But since i am here, i will make the most out of it.

after breakfast snooze....to catch up on lost sleep.

my roomie john... has a funny sleeping pattern.

and i had already taken some really amazing pictures today, and had a good tan.

they told me i had a swimming pool view....maybe the thais and i have a little bit of miscommunication.

the sky from the balcony.

me from the balcony.

and i made a new friend here.

she is friendly.....

i love this shot....and it's a present for someone.

i tell you, this afternoon, the sky was C-L-O-U-D-L-E-S-S! i was on my beach chair for like 10 mins and i am sweating like i was in the suana for 1 hour.

after the tan, i have been sleeping in my room for hours. tanning makes me tired.

i haven't had my dinner and it's 9.30pm Thailand time. maybe later i will explore the streets and take more pictures.

saw some workers chopping trees the really old fashioned way.

i decided to try my hand at it....

i bearly made a scratch on the bark of the trunk...haha.

some other random pictures that i took...

i like the SLR effect even though i am using a normal camera.

signing off...blog again tomorrow.

My Phuket Trip

2007-05-24T00:51:00.000+08:00

Details for my phuket trip...just in case anything happened when i was there.

My flight is Tiger Airways TR152 to Phuket. it's at 7am that means i have to be at the airport by 5.45am. I am leaving on Friday.

My flight back is TR159 and will land at 12.55am on Monday nite....or to be exact Tuesday morning.

I will still be contactable through my handphone.

Chapter 3

2007-05-23T04:05:00.000+08:00

I thought to myself and pondered for a moment.

It seems like Rebecca and me have this really close connection. The feeling of being at ease when i was with her. The feeling of a chemical reaction of the blabberbox with endless topics to chat about. The feelings of wanting to know more about her but yet didn't had the balls to ask.

It just feels like we were long time friends that have not seen each other for ages and so much to catch up with.

Best of all, I like this feeling!

"What were you like when you are abt 5 years old?" i curiously asked after a sip of coffee from the canteen B drink stall.

"Haha...No...i wouldn't wanna tell you. You will laugh at me." was her reply.

"No i won't...and to be fair, i will show you how i look like when i was 5."

"OK...deal, but don't laugh. I show you a picture of me that i have in my wallet. I wasn't 5 but was 7."

"Wah hahaha......"

"HEY!!!!"

"Allrrighhttt....you must have weight like 25kgs then." I was still sniggling.

"That was mean..." Rebecca pretending to be angry but yet there's a smile on her face.

Coincidentally, I also have a picture in my wallet that i showed it to her.

Surprisingly, she didn't laughed at me eventhough i was the funniest looking kid in the world in the picture.

Rebecca frowned, and tears welled up in her eyes.

I took the same pack of tissue that i offered her earlier and pushed it over to her slowly, seemingly waiting for her to tell me what's wrong.

She rejected the offer and pushed it back to me.

Rebecca took a deep breath...wiped of the excess tears from her eyes and said, "I am alright! No worries" and gave a big smile. "He wouldn't want me to be sad."

I gave her a puzzled look.

"He will want me to move on. That is his wish for me."

"Erm...I guess you should not think too much after he was gone for so long." I said, trying to console her not knowing what i am talking about.

"You don't even know who i am talking about." she said smilingly to me.

"Do I appear that i was trying too hard to console you? I think i do."

"Haha. Do you have anything on? Lets go somewhere else where there isn't so many people around." Rebecca with the hopeful look.

"Nope...I am free for now, I prefer listening to you than the fat Dean."

"Alright. That's cool."

We shifted from Canteen B to a study corner in Business School.

It was really quiet as it was orientation day. Most of the freshmen were still in the LT, and the seniors need not report to school.

I found out that the "He" that Rebecca was talking about was her elder brother.

"2 of us were siblings but he behaves like my best friend. He was really protective of me. I remembered how he scutinises my first boyfriend when i brought him home for dinner. And whenever i was in trouble, he will stand up for me."

"Uh-huh..." i said to keep my focus.

"There was once when i was nearly bitten by some stray dogs. He stood in front of me, with his arms wide open to form a protective shield for me. In the end, he ended up with a few serious bites and had to get multiple injections from the doctor."

"That's really brave of him"

"Yes, and he did many things for his friends too. He is the kind of guy that every girl wants to be with. He bullies me alot too. He always say i am stupid and clumsy and i would always say sorry to him. But I still love him. Everybody love him."

"So how long ago when he passed away?" i asked with my curiosity getting the better of me.

"3 days ago was his funeral. He had leukemia...and they could find a suitable bone marrow for him."

I was totally shocked. How on earth will she be stable to even start school 3 days after the funeral of her closest elder brother? Even a determined guy like me wouldn't have the mental strength to even smile to anyone and yet Rebecca can be that casual when chatting with me.

"oh, why i cried earlier was because i think that you resembles him even when you were young. You reminded me of him."

I only nodded.

I am really wrong to assume that her brother died long ago. My admiration for her just grew 10 times.

Monday Blues

2007-05-22T08:36:00.000+08:00

Monday Blues....

I was feeling it yesterday.

At work, at home, and even in my sleep.

At work...Clara said i looked like i was in depression...LOL

but i wasn't sad....i was just restless and like wanted to get out of whitesands quickly.

Christelle keep asking if i was alright. I just smiled.

Even Eric said i look sian sian...and tried to cheer me up.

Well, that's monday blues for me at work.

I reached home

Turn on my laptop....felt like blogging but didn't

Felt like chatting with someone but didn't.

Someone chatted with me but i didn't reply.

And i fell aslp on my laptop soon after.

Well, that's monday blues for me at home.

My mom woke me up 2 hours later and asked to go to bed.

I took out my contact lenses and went to the sofa.

I thought i couldn't sleep, but once i closed my eyes...i was in another world.

The world of strange dreams.

I dreamt of a few people. Can't remember much except for the last dream before i woke up.

"My buddies were at my house horsing around. When they decided to play some pranks on me. The next day, i was going to phuket and they asked me to go get some sleep. While i was sleeping, they took $200 out from my wallet. it wasn't my money, it was Jennifer's. She wanted to buy some duty free alcohol. They misplaced the $200 and i couldn't find it.

Strangely, i still had time to gather all of them, and gave them a 1 x serious scolding and we searched for the money at home. I called every of my family members and they told me they didn't take the money. Except for my dad....i could not get through to his phone.

I was really worried as the money was not mine and i was about to fly off already. moments later, my dad called me up and told me he found the $200 and gambled it away. He lost it."

That was when i woke up and the feeling of being damn pissed off is still there even though it's a dream.

I woke up quite a few times last nite.

I broke sweat in my dreams...not because my dreams were scary...but my grandma off my fan. had to wake up to turn it on....

not once but twice.

and i kept tossing around and didn't sleep well...

even my dog came to disturb me, he jumped on me while i was sleeping. knn, scare the shit out of me, i thought the roof collapsed.

That's monday blues for me in my sleep.

Chapter 2

2007-05-21T11:34:00.000+08:00

"I am sorry. i am so clumsy, and stupid." tears began to rolled down her face.

"Hey it's ok! I am fine you know. Why are you crying?" trying to calm her down and yet not looking as though i bullied her.

"Shhh..." i said to her while searching for the packet of tissue in my bag.

"Here." Handing the tissue to her.

She mumbled a word that sounded like thanks.

people sitting one row before us turned and looked at us, giving me the stare as if i am some sort of an outcast.

I hate that feeling...when people look at me with that kind of stare.

I stared back at them and said in an agressive tone "What are you staring at? Never seen a pretty girl and a hunk before?"

I know i am in uni now and i shouldn't use my ah beng roots to intimidate people but i couldn't care less at that moment. I just don't want anyone to look at the 2 of us.

However, the intimidation worked, and they went back minding their own business listening to the fat Dean who is now in his own world telling us how great NTU is.

I couldn't take it anymore, i grabbed Rebecca's bag, held her by her wrist and led her out of the LT.

"Where are you bringing me?" She asked, still sobbing a little

"Outside." I replied.

"But the talk....." a frown on her face.

"Nevermind, I will fill you in." and i continue to led her down the stairs out of the LT.

She obediently followed me, seemingly trusting my every move.

The atmosphere outside the LT seems to have a calming effect on Rebecca. She stopped crying immediately once she stepped out of the LT.

"Do you wanna wash up a little? There's a toilet there" i pointed out.

"Yeah, do i look really bashed up now?" she asked

"Go see for yourself in the toilet" I smiled.

She smiled back agreeingly and walked into the toilet.

While i waited for her, several thoughts ran through my head...

Why did she have to cry? I was the one feeling the pain, not her.

How come she allowed me to hold her hand? I only knew her for 5 minutes.

And how come she is willing to follow me out of the LT?

As I pondered on, i felt a gentle tap on my right shoulder.

"I am done." she said.

It was as I turned to face her that I realised how beautiful she looked.

Not wanting to give her the wrong impression that I was ogling at her, i pretended to look around the outside of the LT and said "hmm...nice murals they have here."

"I...Errmmm" trying to say something

"Errmmm" she said, syncronised with me.

"Do you wanna grab something to eat?" both of us blurted out together.

we both laugh at our coincidental sillyness.

"i know Canteen B sells rather good breakfast sets. Is it fine with you?" i asked.

"Alright." was her reply.

As we walked towards Canteen B, she mumbled out looking down at the floor.

"Hi, i am so sorry about just now."

I turned around and looked at her.

"Oh hi, i am totally fine. Erm... my name is Ethan, Ethan Ong. What's your name?" i said nonchalently.

"I am Rebecca and I think i will be in the same class as you for this year."

We sounded rather awkward with the formalities of introducing ourselves.

"Erm..." i said as we walked along the pathway towards Canteen B.

Rebecca looked at me. The look from her was very captivating. Her eyes were intense and bright. I imagined that she was from some manga comic books that i used to read. It just seems like her eyes were trying to tell me something. Even though she just cried a moment ago, it totally didn't show on her face except for her sharp nose that turned raspberry from all the sniffing and snuffing.

Lost for words for a moment, i said "nothing" and continued to walk next to her.

Lost at Chapter 1?

2007-05-21T01:31:00.000+08:00

No worries, if you don't really understand what the post "Chapter 1" is all about.

I will be writing this story about Ethan and Rebecca...how their paths cross and when fate and destiny collides, there is not escaping love.

So stay tuned for more "chapters" to come.

and oh please do leave comments about the storyline...you may just inspire me to a good or bad ending for the 2 of them. hee.

thanks hor.

*story is fictional, most part of it that is. any coincidental similarities to the real world is regretted. NOT.

haha... stay tuned.

Chapter 1

2007-05-21T00:10:00.000+08:00

"Hi, i am so sorry about just now."

I turned around and looked at her.

"Oh hi, i am totally fine. Erm... my name is Ethan, Ethan Ong. What's your name?" i said nonchalently.

"I am Rebecca and I think i will be in the same class as you for this year."

And that is how we first met.

I arrived at NTU LKC Lecture Theatre for the orientation. I was late as usual. You can't expect me who stays at Pasir Ris to reach Boon Lay at 8.30am.

And I do wonder why must the orientation be at 8.30am? Don't they know that to start at this timing is inhumane!

When I got to LKC Lecture Theatre, I walked in respectfully while the Dean is telling us how uni life will be like, what to expect in our 3 years as an NBS student, and how our orientation guides will show us around today.

I plonked my butt in one of the empty seats right at the back of the theatre. I thought to myself, I have never seen a LT so full with students before. and this LKC LT is definitely like a concert hall. The Dean was a fat bloke but he just looked so tiny on stage behind the roslum.

Then I noticed this girl who looked really sweet slowly climbing up the steps towards my direction. she was wearing jeans and a brown t-shirt that reads Hot Chick on the Loose in green letterings.

I kept my eyes on her as she made her way up towards me. When she was near to me, i pretended that i was listening to what the Dean was saying.

"Is the seat taken?" she pointed to the empty seat beside me.

"oh, erm... i don't think so" trying to sound like I was casual.

I shifted myself in my seat to make space for her to move into the empty seat. Reminded me of last night, while i was watching Pirates 2 with my buddies in GV Marina Sq, one couple rudely squeezed pass me without the basic courtesy to say "excuse me or thank you".

While this girl was passing me, she clumsily stepped on my toes with her heels.

"Ouch!!!" I covered my mouth with my hands trying to muffle out my own voice.

"Sorry sorry....I didn't do it on purpose" she flustered.

and while trying to settle herself down into her seat, she swung her bag off her shoulders and the loose strap hit me across my face.

"so sorry again..." giving me that innocent look.

I thought to myself, with one hand on my face, how catastrophic can this girl be?

That was the start of my love story.

So perfect!! - is an understatement

2007-05-19T11:01:00.000+08:00

It was less than perfect traffic....the heavy traffic congestions sucks

It was less than perfect dinner.... the hot stones were just simply too hot

It was less than perfect weather... cloudy...and slightly drizzling

It was less than perfect movie... spiderman...had a double chin fatter than mine.

It was less than perfect venue....with all the insects. maybe like i said...we are just too sweet that attracted them.

BUT!!

It was the view of the skyline...

It was the frank jibbings that we gave each other...

It was the sharing of our past, aspirations and dreams....

It was the hours that we spent standing next to each other chatting...

It was you...

That made the less than perfect night so perfect for me.

Thank you.

I am beginning to like you more. =)

Some clouds doesn't clears...

2007-05-14T10:28:00.000+08:00

there are people who said i would regret when i quit NTU Business....they say it's such a waste and gave me so much tongue lashing. "HOW difficult it is to get into NTU Business blah blah blah, you are giving up on your future by giving up on a good degree."

i dun think it's that difficult to get into NTU Business...all i did was apply, went for an interview and i was accepted. that doesn't seem very difficult.

until now, which is 5 mths sinc i left NTU, i didn't really gave a very good explanations to why i choose to quit uni.

all i said was that i was pursuing what i wanted instead of what others/society wanted me to have. and hell yeah... i knew what i wanted at that point of time and studying....is definitely not what i wanted.

so i left.

some said that i was crazy and i quitted school because i had relationship problems. i did had a break up then, but i am not so idiotic to do something like that. i am not that kind of person.

i will give all my heart to someone when i love. however, when i am hurt, i will not do stupid things like committing suicide, self-multilate, or do anything to seek attention.

some also said that my parents will be very sad to see me quit. then again, i study for myself, and not my parents. what they want to see is that i be successful in life and live a fulfilling life. studying may get me to that stage but it is a double edge sword for me. it may pull me down too.

some thought that i had financial problems... everybody have financial problems.... until now i still have...money is not enough.

some thought that i failed 1 subject....that's why i don't wanna continue... am i such a loser as to give up so easily? my determination more than that.

hmmm....i shall leave it as not to give a good explanation to why i left NTU... a little bit of clouds is good.

let's just say i had the courage to break free from this social stigma that degree can get you further than a diploma, and i had the balls to chase my dreams.

besides, what more can i ask for, working day in day out with pretty girls, looking at wonderful ice-cream, and having a fantastic mentor to show me the trades of being a good leader at work and a good man in life. you can't get a better job than this.

and so i shall sign off with a random thought.
in love, sometimes love just ain't enough.
in life, sometimes being nice just ain't enough too.

and i have not regretted my decision.

Ghost Story part 4

2007-05-10T21:55:00.000+08:00

This is a rewritten entry. the previous post was not good enough therefore i have decided to write it again.

I went back home and my family were just finishing dinner. then i sat down, watched my tv when it all happened.

My bro took out his "container" and put it on the dinner table.

Then he started to question my maid....or rather interrogating her.

He asked her if she took money....

and she admitted....she say she took only $5....

i was like WAH!!!! (in my mind)

then my mom and dad starts to come into the picture. questions starts flying in....

questions like "are u sure $5", "did you take so and so's money", "why you wanna steal money" and alot more.

and she soon lan lan... admit to everything.

my bro super agitated with the whole thing cos he lost quite alot of money. for me i dun have much money for her to take so i am not so worse off.

but 1 thing i was quite pissed off with my bro is that he wrote on his blog.."why did she have to take my money and not my other family members?"

wat the fuck man....i was thinking to myself.....you are not the only one who lost money... and in your own mind, you asked the ghost to steal our money and not yours....are you a member of the family anot?

that's why me and my bro not on good terms... in times of crisis, he will be the last one i will turn to for help. and he will be the last one i render help to...i swear man.

So we know that the maid is the culprit now... and i confirm she will not be with us for long in time to come.

anyway...things are being solved slowly.

and i am snapping out of my emo period...

looking forward to my phuket trip.

hopefully after exposing the ghost, she will stop all her stupid actions.

Argh...I hate this feeling.

2007-05-10T05:12:00.000+08:00

Dear blogger,

It's 5.14am now and i dunno why i am not in bed. Can't seem to sleep and i just keep rolling about on the sofa. Random thoughts are like running through my head and i can't seem to find out what they are. there seems to me that there are many outstanding things that i have yet to settle but i dun even have an idea of how to go about settling these stuff.

I hate this feeling. I like to be in control of my life. it isn't out of control, but yet it is kind of empty. I am busy with work, which is a good thing but i feel that i have neglected my close friends. weekly mahjong with my kakis seemed so distant. dinner at chomp chomp seemed to be a thing of the past. KTV sessions were long forgotten. Clubbing....huh???

And then these few days i was feeling pretty emotional. seeing really old people makes me sad. seeing underprevailaged people makes my heart aches. it just makes me feel how lucky i have been to be able to live life this wonderfully. i felt a deep sense of guilt that i did not in any ways help out these people. My life was the most fulfilling and enriched back in the days when i visited old folks home and did community services on a regular basis. but all these seem so far from me now.

My phuket trip is coming but yet it is not confirmed. until now, there are people who dunno if they are going. i wonder if it will be fun. i won't be surprised if it turns out that a few people backed out last minute. but i am keeping an open mind and my fingers crossed.

I will also be getting a tattoo. A real one. I found a design that i wanted but have yet to look for an artist. i will ask around to find a good one. and maybe print it out to let a fortune teller look at the tattoo. i believe there are some superstitions to tattoos. the airbrush dragon tattoo that i got, is not really good for me. luckily it's just temporary.

My confirmation is coming this weekend. I am confident that my appraisal will be good but it all depends. i would have worked for 3 months with bnj on Sunday. started on 13th Feb, just before valentine's day and now, my confirmation is on mother's day. Hopefully all bodes well for me in time to come.

I guess i am worrying alittle too much about my life. there's a saying that goes like "the boat will straighten itself once it reaches the harbourfront". I am a good problem solver too after all, nothing much can hold back a determined kenny. after typing all these out to you, i am feeling a little better. maybe i just need a channel to spend all the energy built up in me. BUT i still can't get to sleep.

Signing Off
Strange Sentiments - Kenny

My love

2007-05-09T00:28:00.000+08:00

She's sick again...

haizz...

dunno how long will this carry on.. seeing her fall sick makes my heart aches.

she seems so slow, with no energy.

and her voice is so....abnormal.

all i can do is accompany her to the hospital, let her get a proper checkup. and then pay for her medical bills.

recently i have been a little bz to really take good care of her. maybe that's why her health is breaking down.

after she recovers, i promised to take her to have a good meal. it will be my treat.

My love, i will take care of you until you are gone. this i promise you!

Yeah! i simply love my motorbike.

Ghost Story part 3

2007-05-07T23:29:00.000+08:00

I realised that this ghost isn't very smart.

either that, or she is very greedy.

My dad told us that his wallet has been "touched" by someone this morning.

i was like WTF? she is so bold as to go into your room, then go into the toilet, and ransack your pants to take money from your wallet??

but my dad is a cock lah...he didn't noe how much money he had with him....so we can't confirm if money has been taken.

how he knew that his wallet has been touched is that he has a certain way of putting his wallet into his back pocket. same for me, only one way for the wallet to sit in the pocket. and he realised that his wallet was "upside down" in the morning when he was changing to go work.

kaoz...this is really getting out of hand.

and my sis also complaint to me that she put in some $1 coins into her "dog" the other day. it mysteriously disappeared. my mum told her to put in somemore coins to lure the ghost. but my sis just said that she has had enough of it. rather than let the ghost spend it, she will spend it herself. hahhaa...i think that's the smartest move.

i dun wanna start pointing fingers at anyone but then if it really is getting out of hand, i am gonna step in to tell my parents what to do.

i had some $10 notes and $1 coins but it wasn't taken. let's play the waiting game once more.

Philo-so-damn-true

2007-05-07T00:20:00.000+08:00

I always believe in treating people fairly...

Until i learnt one lesson.

It's that when others judge me, I will be like a piece of white paper with a black dot.

no matter how white i am, others will not look at the white side of me but will focus on the black dot.

That's not fair!

I always believe in treating people nicely...

Until I learnt one lesson.

When you are too nice to people...people start to take you for granted, bully you, stamp on you, and backstab you.

That's not nice!

I always believe in treating people with unselfishness

Until I learnt one lesson.

When i am unselfish to people, people will take me as a fool who dunno how to cover his freaking ass.

That sucks!

I always believe in confiding in others my inner feelings

Until I learnt one lesson.

When i am confiding in people, people will know what i feel and will know how to attack my most vulnerable self.

That closed me up!

I always believe in my strengths

Until I learnt one lesson.

My strengths have somehow turned into my weaknesses.

And that's my final lesson learnt.

Bomberman and Merlion Hybrid

2007-05-06T08:59:00.000+08:00

You know what you will get when you put bomberman and merlion together?

no....it's not a merlion holding a bomb

no....it's not a terrorist in singapore

no....it's not a singapore's version of the bomberman game....

you'll get ME!

been vomitting and bombing my toilet bowl till my legs went weak.

wonder what i ate that made me get food poisoning.

shld be some stuff i ate at jb....cos jos also vomit and lao sai.

all we ate was kenny roger's and some snacks in city square shopping centre...that's all.

i think i never gonna eat at KR in jb again...only singapore....but singapore KR also got cockroach...

perhaps nv eat KR again better.

but you noe...all good things come to an end, so will all bad things.

i am feeling alot better now. thanks for all the concern shown by some of you. =)

Across the causeway

2007-05-03T11:00:00.000+08:00

I like JB

It's not lawless...but yet it's not as strict as Singapore.

It's not cheap...but not as expensive as Singapore.

Best of all, things i cannot find in Singapore, i can find it there... hehe

So across the causeway i went, with my buddy jos.

had a scrumptious meal at kenny roger's

all these for RM50... in Singapore, it would have been SGP$50

But i still prefer singapore's kenny roger's.

then we went shopping at city square. i bought a few things...spend abt $100+ in total.

oh ya...

i had my tattoo...

my virgin time is gone.

i am not fat..more like "fit".

i never said it was permanent.

but now i will be more than ready to get one permanent one.

if only i can find a nice design that really symbolises something impt to me.

Out with 蚂蚁头

2007-04-30T10:56:00.000+08:00

Met up with serene last nite.

we went to Manhattan Fish Market at PS for a mouthwatering dinner...

ordered the seafood platter for 2....kaoz...it was a killer.

it was simply delicious....very much like the fish and co. ones...but i recon this is so much better.

fish and co....feels abit....old-fashioned. MFM is more IN now.

one thing bugs me....they used MFM as their short form. it sounds very porn to me....a threesome.

wah hahhaha....

nvm.

too bad i had a bad stomach.....if not i would have finished the whole platter myself.

and yah...thanks serene for the treat....opps...i am not suppose to say that here. hahhaa

then we went to watch 200 pounds beauty at the cathay. all the rave and everything about the movie.

i always feel wrong looking at their logo....looks like a breast to me, with nipple somemore.

everyone who watched it gave thumbs up.

but it's a nice show lah. a little bit touching. the show....!! not me and serene "touching"

but i think that the main leads are very good looking.... worth the money just to look at the main actress for 1 hr plus.

after that we went to sentosa at 12 midnite to have a walk.

and we did silly things.

wanted to climb into the "song of the sea attraction"

all because of her....she stopped me...so not adventurous one.

but she herself squeezed in through the bars and pretended that she is caught red handed.

fact is that u are small in some areas...hahahaha....opps.

whereas i tried....and i failed....some parts of me got stucked....shall not elaborate where...

we also passed by cafe del mar

i like their lightings at nite....

and in front of cafe del mar, there's and islet with a floating platform connecting to it.

me and serene crossed it...

i had an urge to push her down....haha...but i thought abt how terribily i will die if she survives....i decided against it. hahhaa...evil kenny!!

and when we reached the islet, we saw a few heads bobbing in the water.... it wasn't ghost story part 3 lah...but then i think..... is 3 ang mos skinny dipping...got 2 guys and 1 girl....just nice...MFM. hahaha but it was too dark to see anything there....and we headed back to shore.

enjoyable nite out...it's been so long since i really wind down and relax.

but when serene took over my wheels....it's all back to square one... hahhahaa

just kidding bitch...hee....dun hit me...

Ghost Story part 2

2007-04-30T10:19:00.000+08:00

catching this ghost is freaking not easy man...

all my money is still where it was. 60 bucks is still 60 bucks...not less, not more.

so i came up with a few not so brilliant ideas.....

1) take down the serial no. of the notes that i have as bait for the ghost. just in case the ghost say it's her's.

2) check her belongings...esp. her purse and cupboard.... i haben done it....coz i dun like to invade privacy.

3) wait for my parents to come back... then take action...

4) dun go to work and watch her every move....

5) when she goes out of house....i follow her... like a PI like that. call me detective K. Han.

6) install a camera at home...or use my web cam....or my spy cam?

7) just leave her alone...

HOW???

actually...i am really clueless to how to solve this problem except to eradicate the cause of the problem.

i am like leaving her alone for now lah...

actually after thinking for these 2 days...i realised how difficult it is to catch her red handed.

firstly....i got my own life to live man...i can't be there 24/7 to watch her.

secondly, she stole money...and money is too common....not like jewelleries. but then if she stole jewelleries i would have really gave her a hard time man...

thirdly...i believe she would have spent all the money already. she has gotten a hp, a discman, batteries for her discman, and a pre-paid card.

fourth, she is lying low now... money dangled right in front of her, she won't bite.

wat i am more worried now...is that there is a mastermind, telling her to do all these shit.

千防万防，家贼难防。 it's so damn true.

for those of you who have maids....do check on them once in a while...to ensure that "the dog that you feed won't bite you back."

Ghost Story part 1

2007-04-27T23:14:00.000+08:00

My house is "huanted"!!

Fuck...

And i am on a ghost hunt now...

The ghost have been with us for a year liao...

and i nv really talk to her...

Fuck...

How i noe my house got ghost??....cause...

My father lost money....

the big "pig" which he save his money... got lots of notes

$50, $10, $5, and a few $2....and alot of coins.

in the end when he broke his "pig"....got alot of coins...and 1 $2 note only...

Fuck You Ghost.

My mum dun really save up...she put all her money in bank.

So ghost nv ka jiao her.

My Sis got one "dog"

the "dog" got some random coins...

then open up, my sis got scared....

got only 1 $1 coin and many 20c and 10c and 5c coins....

Fuck the ghost...

My bro got one "bottle"

Bottle inside also got random coins...

but when he open up....he scared till he shit in his pants...

only left 10c and 20c coins...

I got one "coconut"

"coconut" is inside my drawer.

Inside the "coconut" got a few notes and got many random coins....

when i open to check...

i got scared till i scream out NABEH...

notes untouched..but all my $1 and 50c coins all gone....

There can be only one reason....

got Ghost steal money!!!!

and at home got 7 people....and 1 dog....

dog....

unlikely...he likes food...not money...

ah ma....

unlikely....coz she like ice cream and anything which she cannot eat due to her asthma...not money... and she not so "smart" to steal from everyone.

MAID....

biggest suspect....just got new handphone...say is friend lend one.... always go buy food for very long although kopitiam is less than 10 mins walk. been acting strange lately...and mum say she got lots of $1 and 50c coins which she saw.

Nabeh...

haizzz....now i trying to think of ways to catch this "ghost". got ghost movie call "the maid" rite? now it's gonna be series 2.

now my parents are going on holiday...become my responsibility to take care of the house.

i left some money in my "coconut"...dunno if the ghost will take anot.

anyone got brilliant idea to help catch this ghost? call me up. thanks.

Rants Rants Rants.....

2007-04-24T22:59:00.000+08:00

You know....kenny does have a tail....

it's not that long a tail....i recon it's pretty short.

but it's just what some say....a dog who barks doesn't bites....

a short tail...is not an easy one to step on...but once you step on my tail... you are in big time...

my tail...if you haven't noticed already... refers to my temper...

so watch it...

if ever one day...any of my friends do not see eye to eye with me... it's always better to approach me and we discuss the problem.

i always believe everyone makes mistakes....even for myself...i am not always right, i know.

i am a professional individual and so i will be open for constructive criticism....

i dun usually bear grudges against anyone because i believe in there will be no forever foes and also there will be no forever friends...

i treasure everyone...and i trust people very easily. maybe too easily.

i can be angry for one moment but leave me sometime to cool down... and i will forget abt it...life is not good...we should drop the burdens and carry only the good stuff along with us. that's how i stay happy.

i have learnt many things these few months...

in loving someone...."sometimes love just ain't enough"

in working with someone...."harmony is not born...it's created"

in career... "if your boss dun like you, you are dead"

in life... "life is not good at all"

in money... "cash is king, having more of it is always better"

kinda philosophical....but yet logical.

kinda ranting away today... not focusing on specific topics...

kinda feel like talking to someone on the fone now....anyone who can lend a listening ear.

looking forward to mid of may now. it will be my confirmation date to my role at ben and jerry's.

will give a treat after i am confirmed to my friends...

dun expect a big one. a simple gathering would be suffice i think.

My 100th posting

2007-04-07T09:31:00.000+08:00

This will be my 100th posting for my blog...another milestone since my blog had hit 10000 visitors.

so this post is definitely special and it's for a special someone in my life. my brother Joshua.....oei...happy bday to you hor...live longer ah...hahaa

And so...we always have some stupid idea on how to celebrate birthdays or to have fun for the whole day.

And so...we decided on fishing....

And so...we managed to find a bumboat and a bummer...

And so...out to sea we GO....!!

when i saw wat frost was trying to do to me....i told her about the movies jaws, titanic, poseidon and many more...she said sorry to me soon after...

xiao hei: I want to catch 2 catfish today!

haha....it's funny why everytime we go fishing, xiaohei will always kenah all the lousy fish....like catfish...some stupid slimy sea creatures....those that cannot eat one...

so everytime we go fishing, we will jibe him about catfishes... haha....

xiaohei...this is for you!! 2 bloody big catfish from underwaterworld. HAHAHA

our barang for the trip....

and the weather is damn bloody good...and HOT!

our first stop is at a kelong near P.Ubin...

we are buying live prawns...

simple life on the kelong...

it's been awhile since i last stepped onto a kelong.

when i was young, i did live on a kelong before...

all i remember was that when i shit...it's "alfresco style"...

there is a hole in the toilet and when you shit...you will hear "plomp" and it drop straight into the sea. haha...and fishes will come and eat your shit....and you eat the fishes....so...that means....let you go imagine.

i advise....dun go canoeing near ubin....where all the kelong is...

you may just splash shit on your buddy....or vice versa if you are suay... hahaha

joshua engrossed with his rod. no pun intended...

casting out...that's my rod and it's long....no pun intended too...

er tong and joshua...waiting and waiting...

fishing is a sport only for the patient people... it is a skill... and you will need abit of luck.

total catch of the day - 7 fishes... not too bad... at least got 1/2 of underwaterworld size. haha and no catfish!

all of us are happy with the catches... xiao hei is the happiest... because he did not catch any cat fish... or rather...he did not catch any fish.... same as me...hahahaa

i think for me....it is more like no luck then no skill....

so josh....hope you enjoy yourself... and i noe you like the present i gave you... haha...

I beg to differ and to clear my name.

2007-04-03T09:28:00.000+08:00

These few weeks were quite traumatising for me...

it's not because work is too heavy...

it's not because i got no money...

it's not because of some girls...

damn it...it's just that my name is tainted...my reputation is ka pui now...

pple are saying i am gay..!!! grrrr...

i walk down orchard road and can hear these

*cough cough* "gay" *continues to cough*

i shop in citylink mall near the New Urban Male shop, the sales man said to another..

"He's yummy!"

i go tanjong pagar...a pretty boy said this...

hey you handsome....wanna join us in the rainbow pub?? we are having a "funtime" in there.

even bernard's calling me gay on my tagboard.

i have also been getting unwanted attention from male customers.... they wink at me.....extra frenly to me and these are the more metrosexual group.

so now you noe how traumatised i was... and i wanna clear my name.

these pics shows the gayest pics that i have taken...and i still wanna clear my name..

it's called acting....and i am not gay...

we were high on mountain dew.....and liquor....and i am not gay..

this is bad....haha...bathing robes with roger in a hotel room....
let's just say....that i am curious of bathing robes...and how it feels like wearing one in a hotel room..and i am not gay...

i noe roger is my good fren but we are only cross dressing him to prepare for a skit...he is not gay....and i am not gay...

hard to explain this....but....er but...let's put it as photowhoring...and i am not gay...

fuck man..it's getting worse...john molested me...and i am not gay..

the bra is just to disturb ailing...it's her's...not mine....nothing else...!!!...and i am not gay...

my new urban male sandals....it's nice...that's why i buy it. not because of the salesman...and i am not gay...

NTU orientation....kenah sabo...and i am not gay...

bloody pink ~~shit~~ shirt....it's a costume for the DND..i rented it...i dun own it.. and i am not gay...

went sentosa with all guys...coz no girls are free...not cause we like each other....and i am not gay..

went sentosa 1 week later again with the same guys...cause the week before the sun was bad and din get a good tan....and i am not gay...

i do hope i am not falling deeper into the gay trap..

ps. i still ogle at pretty gals...

pss. i still read FHM mag....and have a whole collection of them.

it proves i am not gay. and i really am not..

Sentosa Part 2 - Mini Sandsation

2007-03-29T10:59:00.000+08:00

Call me siao...but i just did it....went sentosa again...with the same people...

ahhaa but this time we did a little different stuff...

we din dig....we build....

we din ride the luge and sky ride.... we toured underwater world and watched dolphins play.

we din go siloso beach to suntan...we went palawan beach with more bikini babes...

and also we met a monster who trumpled on things that we built before it was finished....fuck that monster...

photo intensive entry again.

Some pple at palawan beach dun really like phototaking....

Jos completing his sandcastle...

for me, i built nipplecastle.... haha the top of the castle looks like a nipple from certain angles.

jos's castle...moments before it was trampled by a monster kid....with a fucking irritating snigger.

this kid is maybe 5 years old.....

he just ran to my castle and trampled it....

then he jumped to jos castle and trampled it too....

then we are only left with castle remains and stunned looks....

there was a couple nearby and they just laughed the the whole episode...

i hate kids....monster kids that is.

sentosa new poster girls...the one on the right is quite chio...

sentosa new poster boys...the one on the right also quite ~~chio~~ handsome... haha

took a beach tram to dolphin lagoon...

dolphins used to be my fav sea mammals...

until i see pink dolphins....din noe real dolphins look so ugly and uncute....

and when i see them do this...and other tricks....i realised i was so wrong...dolphins are still my fav sea mammals....

they are smarter than my dog....i realised

the only trick my dog noes how to do is......sleep...zzzzz.

nice!!

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while waiting for tram to go to underwaterworld....we photowhored.

the tram came...i boarded....and i was stunned...

sitting on my left was a indian....right also indian...but that's not the point.

the point is this!! i smell curry!! curry in a fucking huge container (top left corner)

and there is alot of stuff they are bringing along... like water bottle and a cup (in red plastic bag)

and one carton of dunno what (bottom left corner)

and on his lap got his bag...

the 2 indians really like the beach....haha...or maybe it's the coconut trees that made them pack so much things to come to the beach.

i am not racist. hahaha

turtles greeted us at underwaterworld....damn cute rite?

at the touch pool...

while touching the sea creatures... a tour guide said to the tourist how the animals urine and shit in water. thanks hor.. for the extra info... need to disinfect my hands liao.

then we saw this really big ass crab that i really wanna eat with butter sauce....

it really is BIG ASS....

the tunnel.....

still in the tunnel...

this hologram is the trademark or underwaterworld....i can nv forget how it scared me the first time i went to underwaterworld...

jos love turtles....cos they eat jellyfish....

dan love turtles....cos he loves to tickle them..

i love turtles....becos of the name...loggerhead.. hahaha funny name.

i like the colour on this.....er.....~~statue~~...thing!

the big O?

you noe wat pple say with regards to the big O?

you will always have fun....if it's you having it like us...

did abit of photo magic with daniel

and also for jos

a pretty nice sunset....it has been so long since i watch a sunset...

nice light effects at the beach station..i love the LED lights.

sentosa at nite is a romantic place...

disclaimer....the 3 of us are not gays....

Racing Fever

2007-03-25T10:09:00.000+08:00

Recently, MotoGP and F1 fever is catching up on alot of pple...

and people who follow these races closely are starting to do funny things...

Singapore's thumb up to your doctor champagne is showing results...

Initial D may have a new storyline soon.

when you have no money and no license....

SSDC's student...no wonder he have to take his driving test quite a few times.

this is why singapore don't allow drink driving....you may just fall aslp on the roads...

other than bicycles, the chinese are introducing a new transport vehicle.

watching tv in the toilet may have adverse effects..

you will know it's fun if everyone is enjoying it!!

Cheers

Sento沙

2007-03-22T08:50:00.000+08:00

Had an off day on tues and went with my brothers to singapore's best spot to ogle at bikini babes, SENTOSA...

This will be a photo intensive post.... so here goes..

It wasn't a very good day to go to sentosa actually. Even before i woke up, i had a dream that it was raining very heavily. So when i wake up to give jos a morning call, i actually asked him if it was raining.. lol... blur lah. but heng it wasn't, only cloudy.....dark clouds.

so the 4 of us met up and went to harbourfront for breakfast. then it started to rain. all 4 of us really sianz totally and we went to vivo to walk walk jalan jalan to wait for the rain to stop.

and me, jos and yang sze each bought a watch...

jos and mine is the same.. and yang sze's watch only showed 1 to 10... cool! yang sze's day will be shorter than ours. 2o hrs only!

when the rain stopped, we took the new sentosa skytrain to siloso beach...

skytrain also use "ezlink card" haha. but their ezlink is nicer loh..

station at vivo

i like the blue neon lighting....makes the whole place COOL..

only 4 stations....fast ride.

taken from skytrain....view of the side of vivocity.... i like this shot..looks artistic. i am a pro at this! wah hahahaha!

and when i reach the beach station, i was greeted with this view....damn nice lah...and since when did sentosa have kelongs? but i think they really developed sentosa into a very nice place.

then we found a good spot to settle down and have fun.

just the way i like the beach... quiet, not too many pple, clean and easy to find a good spot.

we tied up hammocks to rest on as well. YES, that's my hairy leg.

surprisingly, the sea is damn clean loh....... and cooling. can even see small fishes swimming ard.

the fun starts kicking in soon... we took lots of pictures....

pretended to be life guards on duty..

act cute life guard "cheeze and peace"

act fierce life guard "ppppeeeeeeeee, wat the #*^%@!#$@...you can't shit on the beach!!! OEI!"

act cool life guard "nobody at the beach i also must act cool..weather very hot and birds and fish watching"

act hardworking life guard "knnccb....nobody at the beach also ask me sit here...i save who? bird and fish ah?"

yang sze loves the drip from the mouth...not from the wrist. heehee

we continued to photowhore...

and act shuai

and act cute...till we get bored! coz there is nobody at the beach to look at us!!! CHEE ***!

then we started to dig freaking deep holes on the beach....we dug about 6 holes and linked them using "canals and tunnels" hahaha..

daniel asked..... why are we digging these holes?

i replied...nv ask this qn...coz you will nv find the ans.. haha

which is true....everytime we came, we dug...and we still dunno the ans. but it's damn fun lah...and you really catch pple's attention.

they will be like....wat the fuck are these dogs doing on the beach?

or they will be like.... wat the fuck....? are they gonna find treasure?

or they can be like.... wooh.... can i join them?

BUT....i dun care... haha..i just continue digging like a bangala.

our end product...when we got tired.

look...it's deep loh...and wide and long...

when i squat down, it's to my shoulder... haha... we are pretty good diggers.

we washed up and went to play the luge...one of my fav attraction besides underwaterworld.

i think we are quite lucky that day... it rained and stopped... the sun is not too strong... we dun have to queue to bath, and we get free rides on the luge... hahaa

skyride man.... why everything must sky this sky that? are they gonna change the name of cable car to skycar, calsberg viewing tower to skybeer, or build skybus? or change their phones to skype? cold joke hahaha.

our photo taken by the skyride cam.

it's pretty scary to think that the cables to snap halfway...and you will be hong gan liao.. haha but it's quite safe lah, that is if you dun take it with a fat person..

we played the luge and yeah....we had fun man...chiong all the way....

finishing photo! i took video of the whole process of the ride.

then we had dinner at kou fu food court... the food there is quite ok lah...not very expensive also. islander got discount too.

outside koufu got wading pool...cool.

waiting for time to pass for yang sze to watch musical fountain.

and the bloody fuck fell aslp....

and we bo liao till we started photowhoring again and do stupid things... haha..

in the end, we nv watch the show.....we went back to vivo to have ben and jerry's ice cream...

ben and jerry's ice cream never fail to make my day...it's true man.

i was pretty amazed that the highest floor of vivo got wading pool also... damn cool loh... great wind down place after a day at sentosa. but dun urinate in there...

my parting shot to all of you.

THE END.

Things i hate...REALLY

2007-03-17T09:43:00.000+08:00

i think i have been blogging about things that are i like or happy things in my blog too much. need to add abit of negetivity into my blog to balance up the yin and yang....

top of my list which i hate most is.....

people give me fucking black face for nothing or for some small matters...
give you example...a colleague got scolded by boss...then she shows black face the whole day to everyone who is not involved for her mistake at all.... wah lan eh...i cannot take it one loh... this kind of chee byes i will fucking flare up at them one. this will take very little to trigger me to flare up.

i actually hate girls who smokes alot....
haha...i dunno why but i can accept girls being social smokers but i dislike to see my girl - friends smoke... damn ugly lah.

i also hate pple who are buay zhi dong one..... very "un-automatic".
kaoz...these pple are fucking social loafers and they are total redundencies to society. these pple are pple without common sense when they do things and totally never thing for others.

i totally hate pple who fucking drive like they own the road....
i hate pple who cut my lane without signalling... esp when i have a pillion or when i am doing a corner on my bike... i also hate pple to tailgate me. i get very agitated and will floor my accelerator to just get rid of the tailgater... or i will let him overtake me then i tailgate him...haha.

i hate to not have enough sleep...
i am not a long hours sleeper...give me 7 hrs of sleep a day and it's enough battery to last me the whole day.

i hate it when pple have lousy attitude...
the lousiest attitude is the can't be bothered attitude...esp at work. i will scold pple one loh... kenny is kindhearted but that doesn't mean he don't BITE.

i hate it when guys beat girls....
knn...no matter what the girls did, no guys should beat a girl.... the most ask another girl to beat her up for you lah. unless the girl is ah gua...then pls go ahead.

i hate losers when it comes to relationships...
i admit lah...i have been a loser before..that's y i hate the feeling. but hey, once i realised that i am the loser, i snapped out of it man before it's too late. i hate those losers who noe they are losers but still continue to be a loser until they lose everything. stupid assholes. haha

well.......

i think i kinda balanced up the yin and yang in my blog.

cheers pple.

CNY end liao loh

2007-03-07T10:50:00.000+08:00

i noe lah...CNY end 3 days liao then i blog about it...

well can't really blame me mah. a busy man gotta do what a busy man gotta do first before blogging.

anyway... it's a rather eventful CNY i have had this year...

first time i tio beh pio...

almost accident....

almost kenah whacked...

got caught in rain and was drenched when go visiting... not once but so many times... fucking sianz... till i have to show this iilii to the sky.

in case you are wondering what iilii is...it's the middle finger.

and also i got the most amazing ang pao in my ang pao receiving history.

normal looking ang pao... but looks can be deciving..

a blue note in there.... looks like a really "big" ang pao....

it really is a "BIG" ang pao....

nah beh.... indonesian dollar...$1000. covert to SGD....it's fucking 20 cents. lol

make me happy for nothing..

P.S it's a prank...my ang pao was swapped when i fell aslp..

P.S.S i had fun this CNY...

P.S.S.S i passed my class 2A liao....

Heart-lass

2007-03-05T22:26:00.000+08:00

Hey karmene...dun say i not good to you hor...this post is for u. haha

anyway...this gal ah... freaking heartless loh..

me and serene send her off at the airport...and it was after my work, and still get ben and jerry's ice cream for her....but she didn't even post our pics on her blog...

it was as if me and serene were not there..

so...to compensate myself...and serene...here's our pics from the airport... haha

karmene and me at T2 with the ben and jerry's ice cream i bought.

photowhores....roger, karmene, serene, me..

roger, you having a stomachache?...

actually she's not so bad also lah... when i heart broken, she took time to listen to me talk..

when i am bored online...she play webcam with me...

and she loves roger.... haha...

and yah...she have a pretty sister.

tmr's my 2A TP test...how to pass on one try. if not have to wait again. hee...

cheers.

12 20 again...

2007-02-26T09:56:00.000+08:00

my mum heard about my 1220 story...and ended up buying 2 no. for thursday's toto draw from bookies..

she buy 12 20 $5....ended up getting back $280

haha

her gain is also my gain...i extorted from her $50...but only get $20

but i also happy lah. hehe...

last weekend i also got buy some 4D but nv tio....my 3rd prize and 1st prize nearly tio...but too bad... wat's not mine will not be mine...hahaa

New Year Like Fuck....Not Really

2007-02-22T11:42:00.000+08:00

Wah kaoz...had a hell of a ride for this piggy year. By the way, my zodiac sign is the boar and according to all the fortune tellers, they say that those born in the year of the boar is gonna suffer romantically, and that this year will be a bad year for us.

I really think this shit is coming true....

Da Nian Chu Yi (Sunday)

Went to roger's place to play some mahjong...lost $30 bucks...half of my ang pao collection in that 2 hrs. nice...

but i could have lost more....heng or suay, u decide.

i think i nian chu yi cannot gamble one...it's been tested, proven and confirmed...i will feng du bi shu. haha...

Da Nian Chu Er (Monday)

This time more suay...or should i say heng? i dunno which one lah...u decide.

within 1 hr, i almost dio lang ga (accident), almost dio pa (beaten up), almost dio summon.

kaozz... but the word is almost lah... so i also dunno i heng or suay...u decide.

Da Nian Chu San (Tuesday)

Lim peh go too fast at a corner in pasir ris, trying to out race the traffic lights coz kinda in a rush. but shit...i realised that i was too fast to take the corner but i was too late liao...i already enter the corner...

i was going to up the curb in abt 5 more metres...so in a reflex reaction, i skidded my rear tires.. and straightened my bike and continued my journey...

phew...

reflex reaction... haha

heng or suay, u decide.

Da Nian Chu Si (Wednesday)

My first off day.... so met up with andrew to go garage to ask about my COE. when i reach there they just open for business and they employed lion dance troop to "pluck green". i noticed that the lion dance for very long and the lion is gold colour... quite special somemore they "pluck green" got lao yu sheng one...hahaha...inside the lion itself.

i was hoping for some nice 4D numbers to tell andrew so he can go try his luck....but damn... now lion dance got education one hor... they noe how to write chinese words liao..no more numbers.

so i sianz ji pua coz i myself also want to bet abit on the number lah. but i also not stupid...no numbers...i come out with my own numbers...

so i look at the time on my watch.... 12.20 pm. 1220.... and i keep it at the back of my mind.

then later we pass by a 4D betting station at downtown east. and we decide to share the number. andrew then remember another combination of that no. is 21o2 which is his bike no. and today the date is 21/02 or 02/21. then it is like fucking link lah...

and 2 of us got the feeling that we must die also buy the no.

then we buy ibet...which is betting on all the combinations of the number 1,2,2,0. buy $10.

fuck....it is sold out.

then we write the 12 combi out on the paper, $1 each....manage to buy 6 combi only...

fuck....

then we decide to bet on the another $1 on the 6 combi.....but manage to buy 5 only....

fuck....got one combi i write wrongly...

then faster go write the correct combi and bet $1 on it....

FUCK....it is sold out....damn chee bye fast lah... it only takes like less than 5 mins for a number to get sold out!!!!

nvm...it's ok.. that's wat we tell ourselves...

then we go to singapore pools to watch the live draw..hahaha...quite interesting...first time nv see b4.

then at 6.30pm.. the draw start. consolation prize...

first number is 2021!!!!!!!!!!

na bei chee bye....me and andrew fucking excited liao lah....first no. we tio liao...

hahaha...

but as the draw goes on...we abit sianz liao, the feeling of tio the no. again is not there anymore.... until the 1st prize.

the machine draw.....1............2...........2.............3...........

WAH LAN EH...!!!!! why is it not 1220????????????

nvm...we tell ourselves...got tio can liao..

then we take our tickets out to match our nos. 2021.... and it is the fucking number that we manage to buy only $1......ARGH....

we tio $60 instead of $120....

then i look at the first prize....1220....fuck...my watch slow by 3 mins....if i see the time 12.23pm...i would have gotten the first prize....pui....

3 mins seperated me from $2000.

but still not bad lah...first time tio beh pio... hahaa....the feeling damn shiok loh..even if it is small amount. i bet small small only mah. the winnings is shared by me and andrew.

heng or suay....u decide for me...

Those ang paos which i am holding were not mine....they belong to hazel....bloody hell...dunno how come she got so many.. haha

we are at roger's place when we are photowhoring. i wonder what's with roger....did someone step on him?

john....can you dun act cute anymore...u are gonna hit the 3 mark soon...not young liao.

Still alive

2007-02-16T09:25:00.000+08:00

hey peeps...

i am still alive!!

and i have bounced back.

i have a great job now too.

i am with ben and jerry's scooping ice cream and pleasing my customers.

so if you ever have cravings, come look for me at whitesands.

i can give u a treat.

CNY coming and wish u all FA CAI hor. a little poem to help u in CNY.

4D toto long zhong tio,
mahjong ban luck long zhong huat,
dai dee poker si bei hot,
gong xi fa cai ang bao lai.

lol. spontaneous one hor. haha enjoy, going to prepare go work liaoz.

Switched On Again

2007-01-21T09:36:00.000+08:00

Woah....it's been a 2 mths since i updated my blog. So sorry about that loyal blogders.

These 2 mths for me is like a roller coaster ride....up!! down!! down somemore! then UP! then down down down and then UP and then down...and then stop...

you get the idea ah..

i just wanna say belated merry christmas and happy new year to all my friends out there. I neglected you guys and girls. So guilty about that.

Some of you actually know what happen to me recently.... it wasn't very positive to talk about it here. For those that don't know, I would just simply say that i am single, i am very free at the moment and looking for full time job, and also i am looking for a personal space that i can call my own that i dun have to share. I think all of you are smart enough to figure out all these lah.

I am starting to move on now..after some very good scolding kinda woke me up from the shallow hope that i still have in me. Guess work also help and i think i have also became a slightly different man that i use to be....

the kenny is still evident....cheerful, crappy, outgoing, but i think i have learnt some really good lessons. these will not affect my characted. it just made me a stronger man. I am finally going to be a man now.

I really have to thank friends who surround themselves around me when i am at my lowest point. you noe who you are...so i dun need to say names...but from the deepest of my heart, thanks again. I promise you guys that i will march forward and not look back.

though i am unemployed currently, i am making full use of my time. well, chinese new year is coming soon... and i am gonna start to da shao chu my bloody freaking untidy room. gonna throw some of the shit out.

Wish me luck for my interviews and yah...ask me out if you are free. Singles can also ask me out on Vday so we can pretend we are attached... LOL. anyone game?? only girls need apply. haha

Exams are OVER!!

2006-12-04T11:34:00.000+08:00

hey Susan and Hazel...Happy Belated 21st bday to the 2 of u....

Went to celebrate Susan's Bday at KAP Mac...

I wonder what's roger laughing at...

There's this party coordinator at KAP Mac...when we taking photos, she wanted us to say "CHEESEBURGER"...

but then, when she said that...all of us just cannot help it but LOL..her fucking teeth and face just cannot make it..

well...that face made my day..it's priceless.

we got our princess a pink tiara!

Princess susan with her 4 ka kias..."long live your highness"

Funny faces

Hazel...no photos of your party just yet...send me soon and i will have a post for u....only for u hor!

Exams are over, dunno how well i will do... but heck lah..there is nothing i can do now to change the outcome...but last nite...i dreamt of my result slip...i all pass with 2 Bs and 2 Ds..dunno will deja vu anot...

Minor adjustments to my life...close friends will know what it is.

And all the anonymous...if u wanna speak your mind..write your name...dun have to be a fucking coward..if you dunno me, fuck off...if you are a friend, i would prefer you leave a name.

Letter to myself

2006-11-13T09:55:00.000+08:00

Dearest blogger,

I am still keeping my options open. I really dunno what will become of us. there are times when i spent time with her and i felt that there is really some hope for us. but then...sometimes, i just feel that it is a no. this is really confusing and complicated.

One woman is enuff for me to have a headache...then comes another one. She told me that she is attracted to me. well, i did told her about another her that i like.... and that we should remain as friends now. but i dun deny that she treats me well. and i know that the feeling of giving love indefinitely and not being truly appreciated and reciprocrated sux totally. it's even worse than being stranded on an island alone. I'd rather be alone.

Then, also got exams coming...been putting effort into studying but just couldn't really shift up my gears. i wonder how i will fare in my exams. i am just aiming for a pass...i just need the degree... maybe it's just that for 2 years i left my books untouched. I need time to readjust back.

money is another problem... but can be solved after my exams.. who needs help or got job lobang can look for me. i am very willing to take up ANY offers. but it must be after 27 Nov.

I will be going into hiding soon. I might piss some people off....but then if i do..pls forgive. I just need some personal space and peace to sought some of my thinking and solve my problems. when i am feeling better, i will come out from my shell.

Yours truly,
Strangecurses

Still alive...for now

2006-11-07T22:42:00.000+08:00

There are so many things on my mind for the last few days...

I am also burdened by my heavy heart...

But today...after 2 sleepless nights...I found my feet again..

At least i am motivated to mug for my exams and i would say that my progress is wonderful.

My sleeping pattern has gone nuts nowadays and i have never seen myself with such "wonderful" dark eye rings before...I am amazed.

Still alive and with a new haircut.

Siao Gu and me...2 of us have been friends i think since primary 1. i suspect that we even knew each other since kindergarden...only that i cannot recall much of those days.

Lying on my bike on KJE...fucking rain!

Well...exams are just round the corner.. so those who are praying, help me pray for good results. those not praying, dun tell me of any activities that you all have..
and those who are not praying or got no activities hor...can call or sms me to encourage and motivate me..haha

My thoughts

2006-10-31T09:19:00.000+08:00

Sometimes, guys are not worth crying over
more so if they are jerks
i know sometimes it's really hard to forget someone whom you loved and sacrificed so much for.
the pain can be unbearable..
cry if you must, but dry your own tears soon
make it easy for yourself, riding the emotional roller coaster is no fun
i truly believe in time heals...and friends heals too

when it's time to let go, then let go.
holding on will magnify the hurt and multiply the pain
there are some people that might be waiting for you on the sidelines
waiting for you to accept them into your life, to help you start anew

you are strong, i believe so...
don't disappoint me, i know you won't...
prove him wrong, for your own sake...
climb back up, when you fall
for you are not, a weak person...

We're going to the Zoo Zoo Zoo, How about you you you

2006-10-30T20:19:00.000+08:00

Everytime when i am going to the zoo, i will be damn excited...

I couldn't tell any difference from the excitedness of going to the zoo as a primary school kid and as a 23 yr old. haha. i couldn't sleep the night before until 5 am and have to wake up at 8am to drive to different places to pick the whole gang up.

Well, you must be wondering out of the blue, why go zoo...

Got 3 good reasons why...

1) Our dear lydia, is the birthday gal.
2) We have not seen lydia since ages ago...and in the 5 years plus that we have known each other, we have never thought about going to the zoo before! cannot believe it man
3) How long have you not stepped into the zoo already? to me, it's ages lah...at least got 2 -3 years.. i think i heard genevieve say like 7 years or something.. haha. Wei, gen, it's home to the world famous primate loh..

So, here's the four of us photowhoring in the zoo!

Road trip..roger happily snapping pictures of himself

roger and me got the tickets with a picture of a porboski monkey...so, we decided to be like them. not a pretty sight to look at...

monkeys love coconuts...

it's obvious that lydia, roger and me do not have enuff sleep from the looks of our eyes.. as for gen, her eyes is liddat when she is smiling...

guess which one is gen...

freaking big mangosteens....

really nice picture of the 4 of us

Lovely ladies in the zoo..

I heart zebras.... a fact that you might be interested in... zebra's penis when erected is damn fucking LOONNNG...it can touch the ground when erected....so its about as long as my whole leg!!

4 of us enjoying ourselves...

the zoo keepers want to crate us up and send roger and me to madagascar...

Komali is one of the elephants in the zoo

it's footprint is larger than 4 of our feet..

Birthday celebration at Ben & Jerry's

Ice cream cake - Literal meaning

Lydia is feeling good inside...but everything shows on her face.. haha

the birthday gal have to feed everyone of us...roger almost ate the whole spoon..

Planet Funniest Animals

Freaking huge pelicans...

someone said i wrote the love poem to this sealion... well, not quite right...but i dun mind writing one for it.

a jackass penguine

looking at this racoon makes me think of the character from over the hedge

it's part rhino, it's part lizard...it's rhinoceros iguana

a peh hor!

sheba...the polar bear

look at the dangling balls...i wonder do they sometimes kick themselves in the nuts...haha

This is my most enjoyable trip ever to the zoo....the company of friends is perfect. Only thing is that the children's world is really disappointing. animals in that section looked sick and the place looks quite children unfriendly, less appealing to visit than b4..

well...happy 22nd birthday to you lydia. hope this year will be really good for you in terms of career and academic wise. *HUGS*

Gaying in TCC (Gay means happy!)

2006-10-19T11:10:00.000+08:00

wah liao... after this post hor, i think alot of people will be after my head!

We went to TCC to celebrate G-R-U-M-P-Y Charmain's birthday. well, charcoal, you got your present, your cake, and you turned 22, but you are still grumpy and look like you are 12...wat's wrong?

hahaha, i think charmain will clobber me soon.

but well, all of us had fun with our sexcapade in TCC..

my helmet survived 3 falls from the stairs but got scratched thanks to JOHN!

so let the pictures do the talking instead of me...

Serene and bernard in conflicting colours

Alan says "i will screw her nut back, it's abit loose"

Bernard, i think you really should stop trying to be more stupid as you are already kind of beyond hope. we know you are not acting...

John, we know you are just acting stupid...unlike bernard..

Bernard does the unthinkable suddenly... he became a cowboy and ~~humped~~ "rode" on john. The gayness just superseeded his stupidity... but i think john like it.

john became so high that he kicked my helmet down the stairs... so to "repay" him, i took out my schlong and poke his bloody big ass. Now you all will know how big my penis is!

Roger, who unfortunately is working in TCC, says "WOW...that's a big one! can you try it on my ass too?"

Cheers everyone!

My first try

2006-10-17T10:48:00.000+08:00

everytime i see her smile
my heart feels warm and melt
everytime i see her frown
my heart will start to drown

whenever we are together
my heart starts to race
even if it is for another girl
my heart has no space

is she the one, i don't know
i sure hope so, you wouldn't know
it's been a long time for me to recover
if there is a chance, i just want to be with her forever

it sounds so cliche
just like in the movies
but aren't most movies
a remake of our stories?

Our story has not started
neither has yours ended
I will be right here waiting for you
even if it takes forever for my dream to come true

so friends, lets pray and hope
that your lame friend is not beyond hope
wish him all the luck in the world
and that his girl is not out of this world

how's that for my first try? haha not the best effort put in but i have never even thought that i would write a poem. but nonetheless, i may have uncovered hidden "talent" in me! well, this poem is written for her but i dun dare to dedicate to her coz it kinda sux. if she read it at least once then i will be happy.

Urge to blog again!

2006-10-12T14:14:00.000+08:00

So much to update and so much to tell. But i will just keep it simple.

Since my last post, i had so much fun, anger, jadedness (if there is such a word).

and i did say i wanted to post my IC up. Here goes...

This is my pink IC....cute rite? Primary 6 photo leh...

Not very clear but that is the classic "bowl" hair everyone sports in those days.

School life has been great! I have never enjoyed playing catching with my studies so much! well, after 2 quizzes, i found out that I am quite extreme, or rather my results are. Scored 0 in the first one and full marks for the second. The third one is tml. But i am well prepared for it now! haha

Hostel is one of the most happening places. So many activities happening almost every week. The most recent major one is Nite Cycling. More than 100 cycled the whole nite from NTU to East Coast Park. Too bad i dun have any pics to show. After more than 50 km of human peddling, all of us ended up with sore thighs, wounds (those who fell), and all of us have this syndrome known as Pain to the Ass.

Soccer is a weekly affair and I kinda suck in it after more than 2 years of slacking in the army. I also went clubbing at Zouk.... MAMBO NITE STILL ROCKS!! haha...and it rocks harder when i go with four chicks!

The pics are not really clear but trust my taste...they are the hottest gals in Zouk that night. I am not kidding.

Just last week was the Mid Autumn Festival. It is the first time when i celebrated it without setting fire to anything. And since i have not celebrated MAF for so so so long, i thoroughly enjoyed it.

Just like a box of mooncakes, pretty gals come in fours too...Yummy! I mean the mooncakes!

My hall DND is held at DXO this year. The theme is retro and Gordon and I dressed up for the event! Let the pictures say it all!

I look like my dad when he was younger...

Gordon with his shiny top

Eye catching...

Photowhoring is their fav pasttime

Gaying around is theirs

dressing up for DND definitely has it's advantages!

I also passed my driving test recently..now i can drive my family car loh..haha. but i won't be as cock as bernard. Next will be Jos', John's and Serene's turn le....Good luck man.

Roger, nice of u to pull one up on me last nite. what a way to tell us that u are attached...but anyway, I am happy for you. Maybe you will be happy for me soon too. haha..but i am not so sure if i will succeed.

Need to go and mug liao. Stats test tml.

Karma without sutra

2006-08-10T17:33:00.000+08:00

i think it's karma.

it definitely is karma.

after i did this to Bernard...

i never expected something worse to happen to me.

it happened during the Freshmen Orientation Camp for Hall 8.

we were playing some games along orchard rd.

to be more exact, it was outside ngee ann city at the civic plaza fountain.

everything juz happened very quickly.....

and i was dressed up...

made up...

and bust up.

The whole clan loves me...i love them too

but somehow, i think i love these 2 shy guys more....

shien shen yao an mo mah?? rang ni yao dao ruan ruan, bao ni jing wan shuang shuang.

these 2 ang mos thought i was getting married. whah aha... bernard, roger, john, ni men yao qu wo mah?

well, ru hua doesn't look so bad actually. haha

if you haven't start laughing at me now, you better do.

this is the very few chances which i will post stupid pictures of me on my blog to let u laugh at.

Enjoy.

and yah.....LIM PEH ORD LOH!!!

when i got chance i post my IC here...let u all see my cute face.

The story of sunflower cake.

2006-08-08T22:33:00.000+08:00

This is a warning to all my friends out there.

Please heed my advice.

Especially when any of your friend's birthday is coming.

Never ever forever promised him/her/it a sunflower cake.

To be more exact, it is a sunflower design cake.

It actually sounds common enough to be easily available in cake shops like bangawan solo, han's, angie's choice, etc.

So i agreed to help a friend to order one before he go overseas and when he comes back, he can celebrate the birthday of some friend of his.

So off i go, to these few shops. to my major surprise, all these shops doesn't have any sunflower design cakes.....what they have are damn ORBIT designs....animals, zodiacs lah...worst of it all is smiley faces. if i want a smiley face, i on my MSN emoticons got liao.

So being a bloody good friend, i never gave up searching for the rare sunflower cake. i used a little brain juice to think that maybe the neighbourhood bakeries might have the design. so off i trottered to the 3 neighbourhood bakeries. Again, i couldn't believe that the sunflower design could be so difficult to draw. all 3 rejected my request to customise the cake.

I almost gave up hope when my 6th sense told me to go to the final bakery. this bakery is not a famous bakery, neither is it spacious. But at that moment, any bakery that can bake me a sunflower cake is the best bakery.

when i reached the bakery, i asked in chinese:

Me: Aunty ah, you go sunflower design cake anot?
Aunty: i show u the pictures that i have then u chose from there. see got anot.

Flips picture album

Me: aunty ah, dun have leh
Aunty: then no choice liao...unless you have the sunflower picture.
Me: i dun have picture lah. how?? but hor, sunflower look like this de *Points to the photo album (the photo album is sunflower design)
Aunty: okok i draw for you, see if can anot.

Aunty draws a sunflower on a rough paper

Me: Aunty, u draw one is not sunflower loh...is more like...pineapple tart leh.
Aunty: haha...ok lah..you wait...i ask me shi fu to come out.

Shifu comes out from the kitchen.

Shifu: I draw for you the design then u tell me if it is ok anot.

Shifu drew a nice picture of sunflower.

Me: Shifu guo ran is shifu. pei fu pei fu.

So i ordered the cake, and my friend gave a pleasant surprise to that girl.

But i am not gonna let you all know where i found the sunflower cake. hee...my birthday is coming...and i want a sunflower cake, whoever can buy me one, i give him/her a birthday kiss. haha

ORD in 2 days...

No longer a freshie, now a junior.

2006-08-06T16:01:00.000+08:00

FOC has taken its toll on me...for 6 days, i did not have enuff sleep, lost my voice, bad hair, dirty clothes, and body aches...

but all this is worth it.

i got to make many friends, played some really physically strainous games, got a blind date, and also got myself embarassed in town....

and all this is worth it.

will blog about it more when i get more pics.

it ain't brokeback!

2006-07-27T22:39:00.000+08:00

a few weeks back, roger and i met up to go buy some stuff.

i was looking for some black polo tees so i can wear to my work.

he was looking to buy underwear.

i gave advice to which size he should wear.

he chose some polos for me to try in the fitting rooms.

i held his bag of new underwears while his hands were full.

he took photos of me posing with the long, big, brown thing.

the long, big, and brown thing...is that long, that big, and that brown.

look, it's longer than mine!

roger loves to suck on that long, big, brown thing.

it just ain't brokeback at all!!

in fact, it just ain't brokeback at all......

Crazy day at K-ster

2006-07-25T09:12:00.000+08:00

it has been a while since i met up with roger, bernard, hazel, and susan.

and some rumours have started circulating between them that i had gone missing, kidnapped, drowned, died.

but to prove that rumours will always be rumours, i surfaced out of nowhere, and met up with them for a great evening at Serangoon Gardens.

great is an understatement.

a more acurate description is C-R-A-Z-Y!

(a lot of picture hor)

we started off with having dinner at chomp chomp... i rode my "horse" all the way down to pick our "princess susan" from raffles place. and everything went on normally...we arrived first, hazel being late (which is normal for her), susan couldn't catch our jokes, and food was pretty good. all these are normal.

then..

comes the crazy part.

at k-ster, princess susan turned devil

made bernard strip for her...

plucked bernard's ka mo...

beat him up...

scratched bernard... and left a deep impression on him. (pun intended)

roger and i could only watch in horror and stare as all these happened consecutively.

and when evil princess (susan) and trusty sidekick (hazel) were celebrating their victory...

roger and i sprang from behind them and did a surprise attack on them.

and we sang really terrible songs for them to hear.

and we sort of founded a new band. namely S.H.E, which coincidentally stands for Susan, Hazel, Erxindabian.

while susan and hazel were singing,

the 3 mouseketeers grew really bored.

something exciting is going on outside..

bernard got raped by an ah kua and we were enjoying the show...

i wouldn't wanna stop watching as more ah kuas joined in the "fun" outside..

while waiting for bernard to return, we started playing with the camera.

gobsmacked!

roger winking, hazel cranky, me deranged.

amd when bernard's back, we loved him too much to let him go again.

and we had fun with hazel's head...

and bunny tooth...

unforgetably, the class photo.

Upset!! My precious darling have died!

2006-07-20T00:08:00.000+08:00

I told you that i hated the rain...especially when i am on my way to work...

the rain killed my precious...

my HP is forever gone..

here is how the story goes. it has 2 parts actually.

PART 1

Last friday, at 9am, it started raining...it was a shower. but however, the rain stopped after like 10mins. so i hurriedly packed my bag and rushed down to my bike.

when i was downstairs, i started my bike, put on my helmet and moved off from my parking lot.

when i just rode out of the parking lot, it started raining cats and dogs this time round...the rain is like bloody heavy lah.

bo bian!!

going to be late for work liao..so i juz whipped out my ever ready raincoat, and put it on. i only put on the top because i felt that the rain would stopped soon, or i would ride out the rain clouds. the bottom, i was wearing my jeans, with my hp in the pocket.

and then, my jeans was getting wet real fast and i felt that my raincoat would be safer to keep my hp...so i juz open the pocket of my raincoat and kept it in there.

i juz rode normally to work and when i reached my workplace's carpark, i was ~~as wet as a wet pussy~~ totally drenched.

that is when i found out that my raincoat is not fully waterproof...especially in the pockets...there goes my phone. flickering funny lights, screen cannot be on....it is dying.

PART 2

then i was off on sunday, i decided to try to bring the phone down to motorola service center to repair. since my warrenty has expired, and i have no money to repair my phone, i decided to be a gan dao guy. i pretended to be a motorola promoter. haha...smart rite??

i came up with a story that a customer dropped my demo phone and that it can't be "on-ed" anymore.

but it didn't work. haha...so i told them to evaluate the phone for me, which will cost me $25 and i use the recipt to claim from my company. so they did it. awhile later, motoservice called me up and told me my phone is beyond repair as the motherboard has been badly corroded. DAMN...but if want to repair also can...but will cost me a further $600+.

SIAO...

I rather buy a new phone with that money and it would even be cheaper.

sooooooo...

now i m thinking, should i go and collect back my phone and pay $25 and get a useless phone back and also feel that i have integrity.... OR..... should i just not have integrity and leave a useless phone with them and not pay $25??

somehow, my heart tells me to go for the latter choice, and have an exception for not having integrity this time round.

but i still am a man of integrity...haha...it is juz an E-X-C-E-P-T-I-O-N.

for old times sake, this is for you my precious..

RIP

E680
13 Feb 2005 - 14 July 2006

Off day lagi busy..

2006-07-14T00:09:00.000+08:00

Today is my off day. Spent like 100 bucks on shopping. well, i bought 2 things that i will need, so, to me, it is worth it.

1 of the stuff that i bought is from new urban male. it is the first time i purchase anything from there and i quite like the stuff there (no pun intended).

a new pair of sandals for his hairy legs

it has been some time since i wore sandals. sandals meaning that there is a strap behind the ankle. so i decided that i shall be a good student and not break any rules as NTU requires students to wear sandals with strap.

they even had a nicely shaped paper bag for the sandals.

some say that guys who are slanted more to the "feminine" side are very meticulous and an eye for attention. i guess this is true in this case. Thanks new urban male for the service (no pun intended again).

Avis was with me today while i did the shopping. we went to watch pirates of the carribean, dead man's chest. it was a good show but sometimes it is really draggy. worth it to buy pirated dvd to watch. haha.... no spoilers here, no worries.

Act sei with avis new shades.

trying to look smaller than usual. haha

27 days to ORD!!!

my long seperated PINK IC.. in less than a mth, i can see you again finally!

Rainy Days

2006-07-12T08:20:00.000+08:00

Don't you just hate it when you are about to go to work and it rains?

It is not that i don't like the rain....it is just that it is simply annoying that the weather's timing is just right...or rather wrong. because i am about to go to work and it is raining.

Making things worse is that i have to ride my bike to work.. YES...in the rain.

Nice...(sarcastic tone)!!

Good old times

2006-07-11T08:30:00.000+08:00

I kinda miss my blog after "abandoning" it for some time. well, i had plans to revive it afterall. Told you guys so.

This is the new laptop that i bought...

Acer Aspire 5562

some of my friends told me that acer no good, dun go and buy. however, i wanna honestly declare that i did not buy on impulse. i aim this laptop for like a few months, ask around for opinion (most of which did not help much) and check prices and promotions before settling for it at last.

Thanks mum and dad for the laptop!

I also went to Republic of Singapore Yatch Club.

Had outdoors bbq there. Felt like a royal when i was there. it is an invitation only event. first time i eat bbq dun need me to bbq on my own. and i eat there no need to pay money. all bao-ed by my dad's friend who is a member there.

cooking up a storm

Best of all is the scenery there. the sunset, the sea, the rythme of waves, and the pendulic swing of the mast of the boats, it simply is wonderful.

Hope to go there once more.

And yah, i am working now.

At Bugis Junction B1, just outside food junction food court. I will be selling sunglasses. Do come down and support me. We have got discounts of 20-40% for the shades. You want branded ones also have. come take a look.

Sorry for my little sales pitch. hee...but also support lah!!

But yesterday damn siong when i was working. 13 hrs straight shift k!! no lunch or dinner break. erm...to be more exact, i did had my lunch and dinner, but no lunch or dinner break for like 30 mins or 1 hr. Understand? No? Then you are too stupid! haha. (Susan, i am not toking about you! *Those who dunno susan can ignore this part.)

Then got one customer praise me leh...i fly dunno how high, somemore SHE is one who used to work in the optical industry. first day of work got praise liao. have to work hard liao...

adieu, going for work le.

Back for good

2006-07-09T19:44:00.000+08:00

Woo Hoo!!!

I am back!!!

I have revived from the "dead".

Watch this space!!

Just an update

2006-03-05T09:05:00.000+08:00

been on haitus mode for quite some time. i decided i should update my blog a little.

i have started on realising more of my resolutions after conquering 2 of them. i have started dieting and exercising to get my tummy flatter and my face sharper. it's kinda working as i get fewer friends saying i have grown fatter. huifen even told me that i look slimmer from the last time she saw me which is in december. that's a morale booster loh. i will work harder, jog further, and eat lesser.

i wonder if it's this dieting/exercising process that causes me to become jaded. ktv, mahjong, alcohol, and clubbing used to be my fav pastime. but now, when i go to this places, i dun seem to enjoy. i go for the sake of going juz to not be a wet blanket. well, of coz there are things that still interest me. GIRLS are on top spot. no doubt. especially girls that are my type.

well, there are still some things which i had fun doing. recently, me and my branch mates made a video in the office. the video is about citigem advertisement. we re-enacted it our version. it was fucking funny. i couldn't post it up here so if you are interested to see what the hell we have done, let me know, i can send it to you.

nowadays, i feel very motivated to go to work...i dun even wanna take mc. maybe it's because of my branch mates, i dunno. it's like we often go out to have fun, to make our miserable ns life seem more colorful. to make stupid videos and disturb one another. it could be also that the whole batch of us is gonna ord soon, and we wanna make the best of our slacking time before we go out to work our ass off. speaking of ord, i only have 157 days more to go...which is about 5 more months.

i seem a little lost of direction now. i dunno what to do after i ord. i am still waiting for a reply from NTU and NUS. i dun wanna pin much hope of going to a local uni. i got the kick to study for my future now and yet i have got no good institution to go to which i can afford. hopefully i can get in to any one of the 2 to solve my problem. if not, i will want to get into Uni of Nevada, Las Vegas to study casino management. they are setting up a campus here but still got no news from them of how to apply or exactly how much it will cost to take up a degree with them.

my dad has just made a booking for a toyota altis. i will start to learn driving soon. my target of getting a driving license is 5 mths.

there's alot of things which i wanted to type it out...but i decided against it as i seriously dunno who is reading my blog except my closer friends. things like the girl i like, things about army, and things more sensitive like religion and race are taboo topics now on my blog. hope to get a good digicam with 10 x zoom and different functions after i ord so i can go to different places to take pictures of sceneries and architecture. i m a avid shutterbug...its just that i can't support this hobbie. any one wanna sponsor me?

Horror Story

2006-02-19T09:30:00.000+08:00

I recently heard about a really horrible tale... a really short story about a girl. so i search for infomation on the world wide web and managed to dig out some pictures...

WARNING!!
IT'S REALLY HORRIBLE SO IF YOU HAVE GOT HEART ATTACK, DIABETES, CANCER, COUGH, FEVER, BODY ACHE, OR EVEN IF YOU ARE A LITTLE SCARED, PLS DUN CONTINUE READING.

THIS IS DANGEROUS TO BOTH YOUR EYES AND YOUR SOUL....

IT IS HORRENDOUS..

i wish all of you courage, braveness, and good luck.

ahhh....screw it, you see liao die not my business also...

so here goes....

There's a girl who was born in 1984. Her place of birth and nationality is unknown. Her birth was so difficult that her mother passed away due to loss of blood. The nurses who helped deliver the baby needed 5 years of counselling at a mental hospital after that.

It wasn't because of the death of the mother. These veteran nurses have seen more death than they have watch tv. It was the baby. In fact, it wasn't a baby...you wouldn't call this a baby. It's a FREAK!!

they name her Bernardette. look, she's smiling..

she grew up without any friends...

she was strong and had an ambition, to be a model.

who in the right frame of mind would employ her as a model.

however, there is one who is in the left frame of mind and hired her as a model, gave her a makeover and a photoshoot.

she thoroughly enjoyed herself.

then one day, she realised in this world, she wasn't alone...there's another FREAK who is very much like her.

they contacted through e-mail, met up and fell in love with each other.

bernardette and rogerina...good thing they are both lesbians...if not they would have multiplied and fill our world with little freaks.

and they live happily ever after...

comments are welcomed on the pictures. haha and sorry to scare you guys.

S4 Branch

2006-02-10T17:10:00.000+08:00

Some of you saw my previous post, some did not. Let's just say that i have sorted out my thinking and get my life back in order. As for the content of the previous post, it's gone forever and i don't remember any of it.

Recently, i have been mixing around with my camp mates cum colleagues cum animals so much that i have become like them.

Just look at these pics and you know what i am talking about.

when we go shopping at JB... we behave like normal human beings..

eating in genki sushi... JB's genki taste abit different from the local ones.

the 5 most handsome and eligible bachelor in my camp. ITS TRUE!!!

some say they are gays, i say their relationship is juz a little more than friends...

i think my face is the roundest...i know i know! i am trying i am trying!

that JB trip was like a few months back.

a more recent outing was juz last week. the whole lot went to DBL O to celebrate our boss' promotion. this is what became of us...ANIMALS.

hongda, chew, fazli, ashik
hongda is already pretty high when we just started. his face is juz like an ass, a baboon's ass that is. chew is showing how tough he is with that face. he is juz a bastard. i will prove it.

we opened 2 bottles of chivas. the first bottle, we finished it in world record timing, faster than you can finish shouting "YUM SENG". why? this is how they drink...

fucking chivas neat...and they "TA" it all. actually, its only hongda who "TA" it all at one go. the rest all "TA" slowly. that doesn't mean he is a good drinker.

roshan's poor acting skills....that's so uncool loh!! POSER!!

as the night carries on, it gets more and more havoc....juz like animals.

the shooter girl came by and gave hongda a few tequilla shots... he is already gone by then. wat you give him, he juz gulp it down.

then it's my boss turn...

and added with chivas...

and he became like this....

and this...

then, the bastard chew starts to disturb people...just look at that face...

just like a devil's imp!!...juz look at that face!!

damn that face of chew....haha..it juz makes me laugh.

after a few more drinks, boss and shan started dirty dancing.

and shan started grinding bobby with his cock. that's gross!!

ashik's shirt is all wet thanks to chew... he poured coke on him. good thing it is not chivas, if not chew would have got beaten up. haha...its $250 a bottle man!!

it was a guy's nite out. we all returned home save and sound. a few of us got drunk, got punked, and got dunked...but all is in the name of fun.

tonite is shan's birthday and also his farewell celebration at DBL O again. more pple will be going and that means more fun!

ciaoz

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2006-02-06T02:10:00.000+08:00

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New addition to my life

2006-01-29T07:53:00.000+08:00

i know, its been some time since i last updated. however, i am still kinda in my lull period and the chinese new year mood has been in me since like 3 weeks back.

but in these short 3 weeks, i have gotten "married", i have kissed the tar, i am known to be ahmad, and i feel lucky for this chinese new year.

oh yah, i will introduce my niece to all of you first...

tah dah..

isn't she cute?

she is my cousin's daughter... she is going to be 2 mths old le...

and i am gonna introduce you to my wife....

tah dah..

ain't she a beau? how i wish she can give me babies...baby motorcycles that is.

did i mentioned that my wife loves female pillions...?

after i pass my tp, josh told me that he got a bad feeling about me riding bike...he say that i might buang.

well...if his prediction in 4D is as accurate as he predicting me buang, then, he would have been alot richer.

1 week after i got my licence, i went for a course called expressway riding. the course name explained itself.

everything went smoothly until it started to drizzle for 30 secs and then it stopped.

sooooooo, i decided to illustrate it.

instructor, 1st rider.
girl, 2nd rider.
me, 3rd rider.

as we were riding along thomson road, i realised that the girl is riding too closely to the instructor as we were at about 50 - 60km/h. but i kept my distance.

then suddenly,

.... the traffic light turned amber and then red.

the instructor, who is damn zai (experienced) manage to stop. To my horror, the girl rider is unable to brake in time as her following distance is too close and i saw her bike "fish tail" out of control. she buang onto the road. as she buang, her bike almost came to a sudden stop as it grinded on the floor. this leaves me in a terrible situation as my stopping distance became shorter. i jammed on my breaks in order to stop faster but the road is still slippery as it has just rained. i went over one of the arrow markers and i started to "fish tail".

i tried to control it and i managed to.....

buang together....damn....

i quickly stood up...chest still pounding over the influx of adrenaline in my blood, hands and legs soft like jelly, and went over to the girl and check to see if she is ok. i helped her up before the instructor took over.

when we returned to the driving center, i analyzed the whole incident.

1) the tyes are new and the bike is rarely used, so there is a layer to tyre wax that have not been worn out yet.

2) the road is wet and slippery, i should have slowed down earlier.

3) luckily i buang...if not, i would have either banged into the bike and then fall on the curb or rolled over the girl.

its kind of a superstition that all riders must kiss the tar once. well...i done that, and hopefully all my trips on my bike will be safe.

or yah, i forgot pt no. 4.

4) i am following a girl rider...

hey, no offence but i seriously think that girls should be kept off the road. just yesterday, i almost got into 2 accident because of fucking girl drivers.

one was using HP while driving and cut into my lane...that was in the afternoon.

another one, from a parked position on the left curb, without checking for vehicles coming from the back, juz cut into the right lane which i was on at 70km/h.... limpeh horn her like fuck then kindly showed her some signs...

so.....girls...advice for you, juz let the guys be your ahmad....less accidents will happen.

and me being ahmad...serene, i will be collecting salary ah. hahaha.

yesterday i was playing mahjong at roger's place, and we were watching the chinese new yr countdown show. so right after the countdown, i got my xin nian di yi hu. haha..first win of the new year. in the end, i won a little bit. enough to top up my petrol tank. later i am gonna try my luck at roger's place again.

so....all the best to me, and everybody else for this new year, tio 4D toto, collect lots of angpao, everything shun shun li li for this year....and ORD LOH....in 6 more mths. hahaha

Its sad

2006-01-12T22:45:00.000+08:00

I AM SAD!!!

Today got my riding TP test!!

it was raining heavily...

the damn road is wet...

visibility was poor...

i woke up damn early...

the bike engine is cold...

all thanks to bernard's suay mouth...

I am sad...that i have an extra card to have in my wallet making it heavier.

it was raining heavily...but i had my raincoat on.

the damn road is wet...but i rode really cautiously.

visibility was poor...but i plan ahead.

i woke up damn early...but i wasn't tired.

the bike engine was cold...but i warmed it up.

all thanks to bernard's suay mouth...but i proved that my skills are more than his suay curses. (eh bernard..your TP coming ah...heh heh heh *cues evil laughter*)

WOO HOO... my first licence.

i chalked up 10 demerit pts in the rain... even i was surprised by the score.

i think this month, good things happen to me in succession. lost $18 in mahjong on sunday and won $40 during haji's eve. (thanks roger, serene, and sharon for losing to me) then got my licence today. and my buddy joshua is gonna lend me his bike to ride making me happy like fuck. so cool...i dun have to take cab to camp anymore le...got bike for transport. go home late dun have to worry about midnight cab...

Here are some pictures on new year eve gathering.

i dunno what we are doing.. with me in the middle of a screaming roger and bernard in a humping position over me, it just ain't too good for me.

bernard's gay... he loves touching his inflatable breasts.

i pointed out something to serene, "bernard's breast are bigger than yours"

serene kills people with a smile...

its revenge time...

the worst drink ever for a forfeit...we lost the forfeit...but serene drank it.. go serene!

bernard's the cockest...i mean the eyes.

group photo!

Travel Advisory on Drag Kingdom and JB

2006-01-05T21:57:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year all of you....

hope all your resolutions for this new year actually comes true eventhough i know you won't even remember more than half of them.

also happy belated buffday to Supin. now you got ai ren le dun forget us k?

also happy buffday to my sister...now you grow up liao..dun anyhow go gao shan gao shi ah.. if i know who gao you i will castrate him in public, pluck all his pubs and armpit hair and stuff it into his mouth and make him choke.

but anyway, bact to the main topic.

have you ever been to another country and got attacked or saw someone got attacked?

well, i was a victim in hatyai thailand. all thanks to my friend who wanted to watch a drag show. if you have nv been to thailand, they have these "sistic" outlets in some roadside that sell drag show tickets. these "sistic" booths are like money changer booths and instead of displaying the exchange rate, they display drag posters. another difference is that in money changer booths, we can commonly see pretty ladies or at least some decent looking female, but at these "sistic" booths, one can commonly see fat, saggy, old, retired drag queens. either that or the surgery has gone horribly wrong..and i mean HORRIBLY. i shall name them dragster...drag + monster = dragster.

and yah...me and my friend, Din, was like shopping around the city center and we unfortunately walked past the sistic booth. so out of curiosity, we juz stopped to take a look at the posters. so out of idiocy, Din said,"Hey Kenny, we don't get to see this in Singapore man!!" and swung his camera to his face and wanted to snap a picture of the booth. so out of anger, the dragster in the booth stood up, and scolded me and my friend in thai. so out of stupidity, we juz stood there thinking what the hell happened. so out of insanity, dragster picked up a metal rod and threw it straight at us. so out of alertness, my friend siam the rod. so out of ka neng (jelly legs), i was unable to jump out of the way and it hit me near my groin. (i scared until ka neng liao...and suay suay, or rather heng heng kenah near my lampah and not at my lampah. if not i can be PR there and learn the art of "dancing stars") so out of ki siao, draggy came out of the booth and wanted to snatch the camera from my friend and started to push him. all i did was juz stood there and watched the show. i think my friend is damn brave, coz he defended himself quite well. i guess if i were him, i would have shitted and urinated in my pants at once. draggy was like a mad women keep shouting and wanted to hit my friend until the nearby shopowners came to pull her away. we juz ran away and never walked back there again.

in the end we bought tix to watch the drag show. it was quite fun except till the end when you are leaving...the drags will just stand at the door and beg you for tips...very irritating. they will just hold your hands and not let you go until you give them money. oh yah...and the art of "dancing stars" is actually drag show. it's called dancing stars because they use stars to cover their nipples. and when they dance and hop around, from far, or in dark, they juz seem like stars dancing.

and also if you go to JB, do take extra care because JB is really getting out of hand. alot of crimes are targeted at Singaporeans. 6 mths back, me and my secondary sch friends finished shopping at holiday plaza and wanted to eat some seafood. the seafood place was about 2 streets away and we decided to walk instead of taking a cab. the street was quite dark and the walkway was narrow. so the girls walked on the walkway and some of the guys walked on the curbside. joshua and da sao was the last and i was the second last. out of nowhere, we all heard a pretty loud bang, and a something the size of a cat and brown in colour flew to my calves. i simply jumped on the spot and thought the car had hit a cat. then i noticed it isn't a cat. its a shoe box that belongs to da sao. joshua was squating down by the walkway holding onto his wrist. i then realised that the damn car had driven too close and hit josh on his wrist. i suspected it is done on purpose as the road was damn wide. luckily pain was what josh suffered only. he recovered after 15mins.

there are more recent cases not published on the news. a couple rode in to JB to pump petrol. the guy was severely beatened up, girl was raped, and the bike is gone. another one is that a rider was at the petrol station. a guy as him to help him start his bike at the alley and he followed the guy. in the alley, he was asked to hand over his valuables and he resisted. the robber took out a parang and slashed at his neck, his head was almost severed and he died at the spot.

so if you are going to JB, best is go to crowed places and don't follow strangers around. also best is don't wear until very class or hiao, best is wear as slack as possible and stay low profile. dun flaunt jewelleries and expensive valuables too.

but even when all these are happening, i just can't seem to stop going to JB for cheap stuff and all the PVDs there...anyone wanna go with me on 14 Jan to buy new year clothes?

Christmas came, Christmas gone

2005-12-28T09:53:00.000+08:00

Woohoo....finally i got some time to blog man.. my busy days are OVER.

just before christmas came, i was sent to fight a war in the jungle...

and when i m out there, it's me vs the insects...

i got bitten up badly by sandflies and mozzies. they juz attack you like those fucking zombies from land of the dead. in swarms man. and they are so good that you can't even see them in the day... my hand now machiam got chix pox like that. and it's HELL ITCHY!!

this is the one time that i will see this vechicle formation...

the next time i see it, it will either be my reservist or its really wartime....

clerks going outfield

smell like fuck, dirty like shit, survived like a true soldier.

we shouldn't open our mouths like this... some mozzies might juz stink us on the tongue while posing.. then that will be some serious problem..

girls, take your pick. guys there's only one to pick, unless...

and on christmas eve, the whole poser gang went over to bernard's new condo... all i can say is "very nice wor"

we had a great bbq, sang some songs, played a few soccer matches and the best part, exchanging presents....

soccer skills put to test.

we've got supporters...

until the cameramen came.

while starting the fire, i played with ~~nipples~~ tarmac together with carol.

the girls hard at work...actually not that hard also lah...only remove plastic wrap from crabstick.

Advise! bernard, dun do that wink again

Steve and carol...the bickering couple

first time i go bbq got yakitori one... some juz call it the big ass satay.

this is also some big ass stingray... it taste juz as good as the small ass ones.

some hanky panky going on behind my head....

NICE!!

bernard too tou ru into the song..ignoring multiple pleas to pose.

next time we will got to bernard's place for more free KTV sessions... according to roger.

our group have this present exchange game. we draw lots randomly and see who we pick to buy a present for with a budget of $20.

presents galore.

i've got mine.

supin got her birthday cum christmas present.

bernard got his.

carol got hers too.

roger got his but wasn't too happy about the size.

he smiled for the cam after bernard threatened to kiss him.

serene got hers too...notice the one on her left hand? the wrapper i draw myself one leh..and i wrapped it up so nicely even when i just came back from outfield. and serene...do u noe u look like a chick? (chick as in chicken chick, not hot bod girl chick)

after opening up the presents..

supin love her paul frank PJs..and started acting like she is juz 5 yrs old.

bernard got a crumpler pouch and a really cool hp holder. i got the ripcurl towel and a book about SEX, thanks to roger. roger got a perfume and something else. can't remember. haha

i like this pic. kind of cool yet stupid..haha

other than the bikini, serene got something else..

"i dun want the socks and underwear kenny worn outfield!!" she cries out. sorry serene, that's the best i can give to you since i am outfield for the whole week. in case you misses me, you can smell them and be reminded of me... whahhaahaha.

read the msg.

posing with such a nice wrapper...hand made somemore k!!

there's a msg scribbled behind the wrapper..."P.S. I failed my ARTS!"

the girls are happy with the presents...serene, you complaint so much about my socks and underwear...in the end, you also keep it.

group photo.

more to come on new year's eve.

New year wish list (2006)

2005-12-19T12:57:00.000+08:00

i bet you are not gonna believe it. this is the very first time i actually came out with a wish list for a new year. i dunno why i didn't have a wish list earlier.... it juz didn't occur to me why i should have one. guess my way of living each day as it is is part of the reason plus i am a lazy slacker who couldn't care less about materialistic gains. but this time is diff, i wanna try coming out with a wishlist and see how many of the targets i can shoot down. so here goes...

1) My fucking pink IC which shows my nerd Pri 6 photo.

i m seriously missing some pink in my wallet... i will definitely be able to get this next year. 8 more mths of patience is all that i need.

2) a room of my own

its seriously unbelievable....the only thing that i still do not have since 3 years old is a room of my own. y since 3 years old? coz i m 3 years older than my younger brother. since his birth, i have nv had a room of my own. and now, my room is actually shared by4 people including me and 1 dog. actually to have a room of my own, 3 possibilities have to happen. its either we move to a bigger house, i move out of the house or my grandma dies... ~~this sounds evil, but i prefer the latter....(cues evil music + laughter).~~

3) to get my riding license

yeah...i failed the first time...and the second time, i am gonna get a perfect score...hahaa..drm on kenny han. but i have the confidence to pass.. if i dun, i am gonna knock down all the old buggers who fail me. ever played the motorcycle game "roadrash". hell yeah...watch out old men.

4) own a bike

i m gonna own at least 1 bike.. even if i got no money. even if i steal.

5) get a driving license

i want to pollute the environment. period. its also a stigma that if a guy can't drive, he's a wimp, balless, and useless. i actually look down on guys who can't drive and yet always want a lift from a lady. this excludes myself though.

6) get mine 6 pacs back

alright...i admit.. i should say get my first 6 pacs haha..i ~~was~~ am starting on it.

7) get into college (optional)

its optional becoz it depends on a few factors... i only want to study business or casino gaming, whether i have money to go for it and my eligibility. but if everything fits in, i will definitely go for it.

8) get a job

i will ORD in 8 mths time. and i need a job by the time i finish my ns. althought i have a diploma in hospitality management, i dun like to work in hotels. i hate shift work. i prefer sales and promoter jobs...its about satisfying customers but i dun have to work shift work. that RULEZ.

9) buy a new desktop or a laptop

my current computer sucks to the core to my standards. i hope to own one bloody mean machine but i still dunno which one to get....desktop or laptop..?

10) get to know some proper girls

i need to clarify things... serene and supin, i m not saying that you are not "proper". and there is a diff between getting to know and getting to-get-her with proper girls. i juz wanna make new friends. female friends that is....it increases my chance of getting a new sugar mummy. and i m not gay.

11) be able to find my dream girl/perfect girl/the ONE

i left this to the last becoz there is so much to say for this. how do i define my dream girl? split into 2 parts, outer and inner beauty. i have told some of my friends what makes up my dream girl but this time, i m gonna write it down.

Outer beauty
a) gua zi lian (juz look at faces of girls in the comics)
b) big round eyes
c) a little baby fats on the cheeks
d) long lashes
e) 1.65 m tall at least
f) long legs without the 10 cents 20 cents scars
g) tanned and toned skin
h) well toned body
i) no pimples
j) no curly hair (i hate curls...make me think of pubs, armpit hair and my leg hair)
k) B or C cup size (scares the shit out of me if its D)
l) pretty nails
m) shaved (i m referring to armpits, arms and legs. bonus if she shave the place where the sun don't shine)
n) knows how to make-up
o) nice straight teeth
p) pretty and yet cute

Inner Beauty
a) well spoken
b) well mannered
c) well groomed (able to dress to the occasion)
d) able to socialise with my friends
e) knows dining ettiquete
f) sporty persona (being able to watch soccer with me is a plus)
g) humorous and able to take my crap
h) knows how to swear
i) able to stay away from home
j) independent and not be a liability to anyone (financially)
k) knows how to cook
l) have a thirst for knowledge
m) loves animals
n) able to be my confidente as well as well-liked by her friends and mine

see so many to write about...dun even know if this kind of girl exist in the world anot. in case it resembles anyone, dun be mistaken..all this is factors are not from any one girl that i know of. so if you know any, introduce me. haha...i only want to make friends, not love.

i am going outfield next week... hopefully i can find santa's hideout. who says santa claus is always ang mo? i m gonna loot him if i see him. hahaha

ciao pple.. will update when i have time.

Buzzzz...as busy as a bee

2005-12-07T16:10:00.000+08:00

I bet all of you want to know how i did for my TP test... there is good news and bad news for you guys. tell you all later.

been really busy these few days man. i did my TP, fell sick, held a chalet, and went 2 day 1 night outfield. all these in 10 days.

since monday, i did not had a proper rest. my meal times were erratic. slept for like 3 hrs a day. then the whole battalion moved outfield at 5 am in the morning. saying the place is dark, muddy, hot and full of insects is an understatement. to add salt to wound, fuel to fire, i had to put on face camoflage.

at the end of everything, i simply look like my face is blue blacked (camo ran off), full of mud, stink like my dog's shit plus my shit, sweating profusedly and fucking shagged and hungry.

you wouldn't want to smile if you are in my situation. (this is only halfway thru the exercise)

but things turn out fine, only swollen feets, foot rot, insect bites, almost bitten by poisonous centipede, got my fingers crushed by iron poles, rope burnt, and a whole set of muddy uniform to wash. i won't die.

i m still waiting for my chalet fotos so i can upload it.

and oh yah...my TP.

the criteria for passing the TP test is i have to go thru the circuit which consist of:
1) slope
2) crank course
3) fig of 8 course
4) E brake
5) narrow plank
6) pylon salom
7) plus all the safety checks and traffic rules,
and also go thru the route outside the circuit, which is on the road, and not chalking up more than 18 demerit points.

well..the good news is that i went thru the whole TP test route and i got 16 demerit points.

and the bad news is that i got 1 immediate failure.

yah...i failed this time round..my next TP is in Jan 12 before chinese new year.

i feel sadden when i failed my TP. but something actually cheered me up. there is one bugger, who actually failed 8 times of his TP... wahahhahahha...

i feel bad laughing at him. but then, i m a positive man and i hate to be the worst in things that i do. i may not be the best but i hate to be the worst. there will always be another time for me to take my TP, wish me luck the next time round.

2 weeks later, i have to go outfield AGAIN....this time round, its 3 days and 2 nights.....i think i better be dead.

I wonder....

2005-11-28T20:20:00.000+08:00

I wonder if i can sleep tonight...

So many things are on my mind right now...

Tomorrow morning i got my Traffic Police Test. Its fucking tough, since my secondary school days, i have nv been worried about any Exams, least say a Test. Not even my 'O' Levels can bog me down mentally.

I guess why i am affected is because the TP test is widely known to be "a test where my ling chang biao xian is not only important, my Testers' mood is also important, my luck is also important, timing is also important, road conditions also important, vehicles around me also important." See, so many important things to worry about. There is a myth saying if vehicles around you horn at you...it is an immediate failure... dunno if it is true? There are just some fuckers on the road nv horn will die one.. hopefully i dun meet any of them even if the myth is not true.

then there is the bike problem..i cannot find a cheap bike for transportation. if i buy my first choice bike (yamaha X1), i will have to cough out at least $1000. damn jialat loh..and monthly have to pay instalment $150. with my meagre SAF allowance of $400 a month, how to survive?

can some kind souls be my "genuine" sugar mummy WILLINGLY? my current 2 sugar mummies always complaint that i, the toy-boy, very ma fan, spend alot of their money, nv put in effort to pei them, will only find them during their pay day....

haha....but i nv intended to do all those..

they claimed that they always spend money on me....which is not very true... they treated me at lau pa sat once, ordered alot of sushi which cannot finish and i help them finish it call always spend money, then i got nothing to say. haha

they claimed that i bo sim to pei them... which is not true at all... coz when i wu sim, they not free, when i not free, they free... tell me how....??

they claimed that i like to find them during their pay day...which is true...but it is all a coincidence. i swear to god that it is all unintentional... hahaha...

i noe you all will believe me!

my bank is dwindling...it has been dwindling ever since i enlisted...and it will continue to dwindle if i am still enlisted. No fucking soul can survive this drought of 2 years. its time to raise our allowance Mr. Prime Minister, Mr. President. your one word can enable all the poor poor poor NSFs to have an easier life... singapore is having an economic increase... why our allowance nv increase?

Sigh...actually i dunno what i am ranting about. sorry ah, this post is very unorganised and very pointless... whatever i think of, i just type.

The NS Experience

2005-11-25T00:31:00.000+08:00

there had been a pretty big hoo-ha on the blogging scene about Mindef restricting us to blog about the SAF...

But..but...but...horrr...

WHICH FUCKER WHO WENT THROUGH MIN 2 YEARS OF NS WON'T TALK ABOUT NS?

its one of the most common topic among the guys excluding soccer and girls

its one of the most easy to remember topic for guys to talk about as they have experience it first hand

its one of the most ~~fucked up~~ enjoyable experience a guy can have in his lifetime

its one of the most enriching or unenriching time a guy will spend his 2 years depending on how he sees it.

its one of those times when you go in as a bad character and comes out even worse...

its one of those times when you do clever things and get punished and stupid things, unpunished

its one of those times when you feel that you are being treated unfairly and have to swallow your pride.

its one of those times when you hated the food and become the most well-fed.

SO HOW CAN ONE NOT TALK ABOUT NS?

but things have been clarified...thanks to Mr. Miyagi. he recently got some butter from mindef because he posted pictures of his reservist in Australia. he was asked to remove all posting and pictures of the SAF but after clarifying, he was allowed to post it back up... wat is not allowed are the classified stores/documents/personal infomation or the interior of vehicles and buildings. scared enermy bomb mah!

but one thing still remain unchanged...although they have allowed people to blog about SAF, they still dun allow guys like me to blog within the SAF...they bloody hell blocked access to blogger..and dun let us sign in..

using blogger security breech meh??

so fed up...people like me stay in nothing at night to do blog also cannot!! fucked up...nvm...in 8 and 1/2 mths to ORD...

so this is to you...SAF!!

UP YOURS BABY!!

Maple-ing and Friendster-ing

2005-11-20T15:51:00.000+08:00

All my free time now is spent this online game called Maple Story!. its not a particular new game but its characters are damn cute loh...and it is hell addictive!!

and this is my cute little character...

he is a mage! still in his low levels...but one day, he is gonna be a legend!!

look, even the enermies are damn cute loh...got pig...and mushroom!!

oh yah, i have also gone back to support friendster..

i tiu chu jiang hu for about 2 years liao during the time when friendster suck and lagged worse than a slow loris..

do add me ok...can find my profile at kennyhh@hotmail.com

i m gonna continue maple-ing man!

Shopping Week!

2005-11-09T23:30:00.000+08:00

When people ask me how i spend my long weekend, i would actually tell them i went shopping; window shopping for me that is.

technically, i went window shopping...but i bought a book. i will come to that later.

for the whole week, this is almost what i did ONLY. Serene pulled me to orchard after we went sentosa on the previous sunday, pin bugged me to go with her on tuesday...and was gladly joined in by serene later (shakes head), sat went to meet the gang at orchard for dinner...but pin and serene ended up shopping again... on last sunday, went with mum and cousin to orchard...yes u guessed it...SHOPPING!!!!!

that is like 4 days of walking..i mean shopping in orchard out of 8 days of rest (if you still consider me resting).

and looking at serene and pin spend or should i say splurge, in one day the same allowance i get in one month, no wonder MM Lee Kwan Yew is saying that S'pore is now facing a 4% economic increase for this year...i is highly possible to achieve 5%.....that's bullshit i say! with ladies spending money like this... i say it is bloody possible to achieve 10% easily...dun be modest MM, be proud of our girls man!

So in aid of the guys, ahem, like me, who very generously, graciously and gentlemanly, go shopping with the girls, i have devised this

(INFORMAL) GUIDE FOR GUYS

SHOPPING WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX

girls love shoes..i hate to say this.. there is no denying it. they can have 1,000,000 pairs of footwear and there is always room for 1 more. when shopping with girls, they will inevidently walk into any shoe shop... and when they do, they will head straight to the SALE, 1% - 50% discount shelf. what you should do at this point is to go find a seat...shoe shop always have seats. if no seats, wait for one until there is one. reason being that when u seat down, you are resting your tired legs thus prolonging your stamina... and also not getting in the "action" where all the aunties chiong for the best discounted shoes.

your girl will ask u for your opinion when she tries on a product. do not go over when your girl ask u for opinion, instead, ask her to come over. this is not an ungentlemenly move. if you are seating down, all the more you should ask her to come over so you will not lose the seat. it also allows you to rest more as you do not have to move about. when she comes over, you could impress to offer her the seat, but in most cases, she will just snub you. according to a psychology expert (do not ask me who), when a girl is doing her shopping, her head will never ever register the word "tired legs".

if you have a pre-planned shopping trip with your gf, leave all your belongings including credit card, cash, or anything which she can use to fuel her sinful ways. girls are evil....they will make use of you..trust me.

go shopping empty handed...in this case meaning free handed. WHY? girls know our strength...which is coincidentally our strength. they will make u carry their purchases... who knows? they might just buy a fucking huge teddybear and ask you to carry it for them all the way home. point is that even if they dun buy bulky stuff, they may juz buy a zillion stuff off the shelf... girls are still, afterall, unpredictable.

a guy should not be complaining when girls are actually spending, although some of that money might be yours. look on the bright side bro!!! they are actually improving the economy, thus increasing employment rate...

lastly, there is no STOPPING women from spending....

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ask i was saying earlier, i bought a book on sunday at kino. i finished reading it already.

harry potter and the half blood prince

it was better than the 5th book. that's all i am gonna say..no spoilers for those who haben read it.

oh yah... and i got the pics for ailing's bday celebration. go read up on my past entry for ailing's burfday. (click here)

acting like a kid...more like 12 than 21 yrs old.

serene, ailing, baoling.. did ailing cry??

who's hand is that?? no, not mine, i m hugging baoling!!

blindfolded and led to hotel room...let the orgy begin..

she found all the hidden presents...

she tried on all her presents...

3 cheers for the burfday girl!!

roger, with ailing's shorts....ooohh, roger's smaller half must have hurt!

me, with ailing's bra and t-shirt

its amazing that the strap did not snap...i feel tight...and small....OPPS!!

"ROGER, DUN FALL INTO......SSSSPPPPLLLAAAASSSHHH....the pool... -_-"

the sistas

the dicks

gallery hotel during twilight....nice neon.

DI-e liao!

2005-11-04T21:48:00.000+08:00

Just this week, The Straits Times' Urban had an article about Digital Imaging, also known as DI in short.

it is said that DI can make u look slimmer, better, prettier, beefier, etc. in one word, P-E-R-F-E-C-T.

But there is also a funny side to DI...

this fat bloke kinda got screwed by DI...

I am sorry fat bloke... i gotta post this up..its H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!!

"i m not fat, its juz my thyroid"

legolas ate a little too much last nite

"FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

Office politics

footballers know their weaknesses...they only have 2 of those.

spidey wears a wig..

i bet he can't see his toes with his face so big.

this is cute!!

leonado da vinci will be laughing to his death once more if he sees this.

surgery gone wrong back in Bangkok...

i posted so many pics of me online...if any bloke were to photoshop me... my reputation gonna crash and burn.... AAAARRRRHHHHHHH... its my KARMA...

Happy Deeparaya

2005-11-01T14:50:00.000+08:00

Haha...yeah i'm back after a two weeks break. i kinda lost my inspiration to blog after i put up that witchy picture on my previous post. haha....no pun intended, and i dun feel as grumpy as charmain. its juz like i m lazy to do anything to my blog and my keyboard at home is a little spoilt, PC in camp is very slow, busy with work, entertainment, and birthday surprises for these 2 weeks. yah... excuses they are... but they are all valid excuses.

first and foremost, i passed my practical 8 and booked my TP test on the 29 Nov. Told u guys i m capable... the previous few times were juz th road conditions....and the screwed up indian instructor. wish me luck for my TP test. and roger...dun worry, u can come near ssdc on 29 Nov and u can see how well i will perform. and for your info, if i m going to have an accident, i will try to avoid banging into u at all cost. i dun want shit to splatter all over the place and have to ask cleaners to clean up after the accident. haha. oh no.. i m not saying u are so full of shit..its juz..~~forget it..you are full of shit~~ that i might scare the shit out of you. haha

and yah...thanks to indians and malays that we have such a long holiday....its a super long week man... happy deeparaya to all the indians and malays...

My gang of posers also celebrated Ailing's 21 burffday. We actually planned everything out to give her a double whammy surprise(s).

1st whammy...

Ailing didn't noe how to celebrate her burffday...so she asked roger to think of something about 3 weeks before her burffday. Roger had the idea to give her a surprise at her doorstep...at the stroke of midnight. How sweet is that! and we actually fine tuned the plan.

PLAN -
All to meet at CCK MRT Station at 11pm on the 24 Oct.. Serene is the buy the cake... Surprise her at her doorstep at midnight and Huifen to call her from Aussie to sing her a birthday song.

Problem is that on the actual day, she might not be home and out with her close friends. so roger had the tough task of coordinating with one of Ailing's friend (Meihua) to bring Ailing home by 12am.

EXECUTION OF PLAN -
baoling, alex, roger, john, serene and me meet up at CCK MRT at about 11pm. Serene got the cake, i got the lighter, but we are short of serviettes. There was a change of plans as Ailing is actually outside with one of her male friend who is driving around. So roger had to call meihua, meihua had to call ailing's male friend and tell him about the plan to surprise the burffday gal. His job is to delay time, until about 12 am then send her to her void deck and we give her a surprise! SIMPLE...but not quite.

that part went pretty smoothly....we even told her that john and baoling got to work the next day, i got to go back camp and that we can't celebrate her bday for her to up the surprise factor. we got the serviettes from a nearby Cheers store, and took a detour and "flank" around her block as we dun want to be spotted by her as we do not even noe where the hell she is... we are damn worried that she is in the car, and her friend is driving her around the block and she spot us walking around her area. haha...that will blow the surprise right away. we waited at the block across hers until about 11.45pm.

We receive a phone call from meihua saying ailing is in the car... and she is spying from the 2nd level. the car had juz driven into the parking lot. then we quickly crossed the road...and go under her block. as we reached the block, we saw meihua...as she had already abandoned her spying post, we had totally no idea where ailing is.... just like below...little did we noe that ailing is already heading towards the area.

1. Alex
2. John
3. Serene
4. Baoling
5. Me
6. Roger
7. Meihua's BF
8. Meihua
9. Ailing's Driver
10. Ailing

we were like asking each other what we should do now when suddenly, someone said "HIDE!! QUICK...she's here" all of us juz scattered around the pillars..

haha..this is as how i remembered what happened.

and ailing actually suspected that some pple is playing hide and seek at that ghostly hour when she saw part of meihua's head. HAHA... while we are hiding, i can hear serene and baoling giggling away... then all of us sprang up and shouted SURPRISE!!!!

the look on ailing's face is still full of question marks...haha...she still do not noe wat is happening.. for the moment, she dun even regconise all of us. haha.

we sang her the birthday song, cut up the cake, got a visit from the police, and took some pics. after that, we went up to ailing's place to steal something for her 2nd Whammy.

2nd Whammy

We actually booked a room at Gallery Hotel for us and ailing to celebrate her birthday on the 25 Oct. She doesn't noe about this..and she still thinks that i m in camp, baoling and john is working and only roger is celebrating her birthday with her and is taking her to a restaurant to eat.

Baoling, Alex, John, Serene, Roger, Gen, Bernard and me meet up at clark quay to check in at gallery hotel at mohd sultan road there. it was about 1pm when we checked in.. Roger is meeting ailing at 3pm at dbl O there.

when in the room, the 8 of us kept everything spick and span...hide out belongings, shoes and her presents. Roger and Gen then when to pick ailing up, blindfold her at dbl O and let her friend drive them to Gallery Hotel. While they are at that, the rest of us just relax, and wait for roger's SMS. it would have meant that they are coming up and we will go hide.

this is how we hid ourselves and the presents.

when ailing came up to the hotel room, she removed her blindfold and was pleasantly surprised. we could actually hear what she is saying..haha..roger then told her that they have hiden her presents around the room and she has to find them. then she when over to john's hideout and opened the curtains.. john SPRANG out and shouted "BOO" right at her face..haha...she was scared alright! then she manage to find baoling and alex at the other curtain. She really took her own sweet time to find her pressies and bernard, me and serene were being suffocated in the cupboard. it took her about 5 mins later before she came over to open the cupboard.. that bastard!! haha and when she opened it...the 3 of us jumped out and "SURPRISE"... hahaha

she proceed to find her 3 presents and practically turned the whole room upside down... after photowhoring with her presents, she went to smoke in the toilet.

that is when the part 2 of the day came... last nite, during the surprise at her place, we stole some of her clothes and undergarments. to be exact, we got her shorts, t-shirt, panties, and a bra.

john took her panties and stuff it into his pocket, roger took her shorts and wore it over his jeans... whah ahahaha...that was damn funny LOH.. as for me, i took her bra and wear it. bernard then took 2 plastic bags and stuff it in to make it look fuller... haha

roger and i laid down on the beds and cover ourselves with the quilt. when ailing came out, we asked her to stay over for the night...and she say she can't because she got no clothes...so we ask her to pull of our blankets. she then found her shorts and bra worn by roger and me. haha..it was hilarious and fun... i had sore throat from all the laughing and i can't seem to get rid of the flam in my throat. haha

i will post the pics once i have them.

Last Sat, i went to Mandy's wedding dinner..

ManMan, so happy for u. May u have a blissful marraige.. and the dinner was great.. when your baby is born... i want to be his/her god-uncle.

Boyboy had a small operation to remove a lump from his ears. poor thing... this is how he looks now...

gotta put a brace to prevent him from scratching his ears...poor boy. he is recovering well though

I am going to Club MOMO this wed, 2 Nov.
its ladies nite.. and free entry before 10pm.
be there or be square. all are welcomed!

Shoutout to Char

2005-10-16T01:17:00.000+08:00

Char, this is a special shoutout to you.

HAPPY BURFFDAY!!

21 year old liao lor...

but still so grumpy. haha..

this is the only pic i have of you...

hope you enjoy this special day.

Tioman Fun(ny)

2005-10-15T01:23:00.000+08:00

If any of you ever went to my archives to read, or even remembered what i have said about 1 and a half months back, this is it!

FINALLY, after so long, i got all the pics that i need to show all of you what the hell we did at Pulau Tioman in August.

Nothing much to say here except...BLOODY HELL, take so long then pass me the pics!

Enjoy the pics of our orgies, dive trip, and nuttiness. but be warned! THERE IS A LOT OF PICTURES!

"Twisted"

Beginning: Still can smile and pose!

awkward positions

All tangled up...

...and the tangaling gets worse...

...presenting the 3 losers! hey, it's a fact that girls are more flexible K!

Arty Fartsy Mahjong

we had mahjong in the room...when suddenly, from under the table came a whiff powerful odour.

john used his stinking shoe as a makeshift "oxygen mask", roger decide to hide under the table (bad choice), bernard uses a ziploc bag.

bernard with his mask....suffocating is still better than having to endure the odour!

and yes...it was from me...!! wah hahahaha

Snorkelling

i was doing the dance to attract some mermaids..

serene, me, supin photowhoring at every opportunity

john, supin, serene floating around

having fun in the water...

bernard feeding the fishies..

if you feed the fish shit/spit/flam, they also eat..

1 fucking school of fish..coincidentally, it looks like the shape of my flipper.. wah ahahha

boat trip - $10
camera - $250
tioman trip - $350
a view of nature's fishtank - priceless

Having fun on sampan

the seawater turned me into a slutty mermaid who adores Paul Frank.

the seawater turned bernerd into a bitchy mermaid who also loves Paul Frank.

but the seawater turned john into the most hideous mermaid whose Paul Frank is too small for her.

We are the long neck dinosaurs...
Starting from the right clockwise: leopardy long neck, strained-neck long neck, star-back long neck, veinful long neck, wide-eyed long neck, boney long neck, bloated long neck.

i shall conclude that Tioman is a GGGRRREEEAAATTT place to go for a budget holiday.. i miss the good times there....!

Disappointed and upset

2005-10-11T18:45:00.000+08:00

I am so upset with myself...for failing my practical 8 again. when i turned onto the ramp into the circuit, i positioned my bike wrongly and i already knew that i have to repeat this lesson. it was an immediate failure.

i did so well until at the last point. The last point is also the last possible place where one can get an "immediate failure"

it seemed stupid.. that i made a mistake at the same place as my previous practical 8 (eventhough it isn't the same mistake).

for a moment...i wanted to ride that bike and go round the circuit at breakneck speed juz to vent that sudden anger. i am angry at myself..at the same time upset and disappointed. i have got no one to blame except for myself as when i was turning, i was not totally focused. something is on my mind..but i dunno what.

but after my lesson, i met up with my sugar mummies. while waiting for my 2 sugar mummies, i managed to cool down myself as i believed in myself that i can do it. its juz that i am abit rusty as i had missed my lesson last week due to a sore eye and had not rode for about 1 week plus.

there's still hope...on the coming monday.. also i will nv wear the no. 35 tag. the 2 times i failed my prac 8, i m wearing that. i think that it is cursed. i m not sure...but i think i dun even wanna touch it.

Shagged

2005-10-10T00:05:00.000+08:00

slpt at 4+am last nite and i woke up at 9+am.. and yet i dunno where i find my energy to go swimming with gugu, jos, and andezu.

andezu.. i said that u are the OR KWEAH in my last post... i wanna change my mind now. you are not only an OR KWEAH...you are a fucking suay OR KWEAH... you computer last nite chao ta and can chut smoke... i think even if i get cursed by 100 people i also not as suay as you loh.. u juz lost 3 things in a span of 1 week...one after another. u better go dua pek gong temple bo bi for better luck...

dan, mohd gandhi, and me

the pool are full of guys but went the 4 of us stand together, we are PA BUAY TOH one..

after swimming i was quite shagged le..but i still go to Junction 8 to meet serene and roger for dinner and movie...

bloody hell...both of them dunno got pa kak to be late anot...come late for 30mins.

while i was walking round waiting for them, i came across this kiosk that sells crab in J8... yes crabs...but cannot eat and is damn expensive crab.

they are mini hermit crabs. each one cost $25. and they dun live in the sea unlike the normal hermit crabs... these hermits live in the land away from water..

take a look

they are actually called "hahacrabs"... a great example of slogan gone wrong..

they have a big tank full of hahacrabs for you to chose if you wanna buy.. you can actually handle the crabs. the crabs live in coloured seashells. some even have funky design.

i picked up a pink shelled one... its hiding in there.

and when i say "look, there's a pretty babe over there!", it came out

the movie i watched was GOAL...its a pretty good movie as there is always a feel good factor and also a fact that is a movie about football..

its worth it for football fans out there.

To Lailai -> my condolences to you for the passing of your ah ma. you are a fillial grand child of her... she died of a natural death and i hope you can jie ai shun bian.

Random Rants

2005-10-09T03:49:00.000+08:00

1) New skin leh.. nice anot? actually this is my second choiced skin. i saw this ( http://bloggertemplate16.blogspot.com/ ) which i wanted to upload badly.. but there is some alignment problem to the template i have yet to solve.. anyone who is HTML god wanna help me???

2) i m 10 more MTHS to ORD...time flies... REALLY..

3) i went to DBL O last nite.. its my first time there. my company includes roger, supin, serene, and yunjie. the music there was alrite but i would prefer the music at zouk. its been some time since i went clubbing and that its the first ever time i went clubbing with serene. haha.. and last nite, the 3 gals were really moving the dance floor... a good way to describe the scene would be "bloody HOT" (literally coz i saw some guys there were having nose bleed). i would definitely go back again.

4) Wallet and handphone is the most impt items in our life for most of us. losing one of them is sim tia as you are not losing juz a personal item but also lots of infomation. then you will partially blame your carelessness...and also partly your luck. However, when you lose both..in the span of one week... one after another, you will become the unprecedented OR KWEAH.. (as the saying goes in hokkien - lang arh si suay, chi jiao mah bian or kweah!) singlish translation - if you fucking suay, you feed the pretty bird also become black chicken. Sorry Andezu, i have to say this... you are the unprecedented OR KWEAH for this month..

5) i dunno why some people like to preach about their religion and try to convert others... some even do door to door. I simply hate it.. salesman come door to door promote..i still can accept... preaching also can door to door...kns. so, being a street smart bummer, i came up with a ultimate guide to deter these pple...

Guide to deter door to door preacher

items needed
a) guan yin ma statue
b) prayer altar
c) some fruits
d) praying items (eg. joss stick, urn, oil lamp etc)

scenario

*ding dong*
*opens door*

good afternoon, i m from xxx church and i m here to spread the word of god, can i have 5 mins of your time?
eh, what is it about?

oh, i juz need 5 mins of your time to explain to you what i m actually doing, can i come in?
ok loh, but juz 5 mins coz i m going out

thank you very much...

*goes on to preach and preach and preach and preach*

30 Mins pass

god will forgive all the sins that you have committed if you become one of our brother and sister... and when you die, you will go and join him in heaven. you want to go heaven dunch you?
yah lah, who dun want to go heaven? but have you finish? i m kinda rushing to meet a fren you noe?

i noe.. but if you just fill up your particulars here and leave it with me, you will be one of us and you can go meet your fren. you can even ask your fren to join us.. that's soooo cool.
hey...enuff lah..you say take 5 mins...now 30 mins liao leh.. i m late you noe.. you want to convert me, can... but first you try to convert her first.

who's her? your mum, girlfriend, or sister?
no lah.. HER!! *points to praying altar atop with guan yin ma*

this is shld be enuff for letting them noe how insensitive these buggers are..

P.S: i dun have anything against any religions... my point is dun go preaching door to door... it is bloody insensitive to other religions... there is no religion more impt than any other religion in s'pore.. all is equal so please respect... and ORBIGOOT to the 2 blogger who posted sedistic remarks.

nowadays post anything regarding religion must becareful... i dun want ma tah to catch me and gahment to make me one of their yellow ribbon project sia.

A (VERY) Personal Note To Suki Grp

2005-10-03T11:10:00.000+08:00

To: Directors, Executives and Management of ~~Sucky Yucky~~ Yuki Yaki Restaurant,

On the 1st of Oct 2005, which is a Saturday, I stepped into one of your Yuki Yaki at Marina Sq. Your ~~dog~~ manager by the name of Anita (name used by my maid last time) came ~~wagging her tale and looked as if she got fucked from behind by a zebra~~ and asked how many pax we have. Correction, she didn't came to us.. she was standing by the door all along. Are your managers paid to do that? Can you employ me to work for u? I have a Diploma in Hospitality Management you know, and my nickname used to be Doggie. PLS PLS PLS...I would have ADORED this kinda job. (kneel down and beg)

We have a total of 8 who are gonna eat at your restaurant that evening. None of us have eaten at your place before and that we are very willing to give it a try. We entered and was led to 2 tables by one of your ~~puppy~~ staff. I am pretty amazed by her speed of walking despite her short legs. I would suggest you as management to submit her name to the Singapore HORLYMPICS Committee to take part in the ~~400m Puppy Race~~ 10km walkathon. I am pretty sure she will do your company and us Singaporeans VERY proud. Just make sure she wears her Yuki Yaki Uniform to increase her morale.

We took a seat by the table and she asked if all of us wants to eat your DIY Fried Ice Cream for an additional $2. But $2 is alittle tight on some of our pockets after having to pay about $22 for the buffet itself. So, only 4 of us decided to eat the ice cream. And your ~~bitch~~ staff told us that we cannot have it this way... becoz those who paid will give the ice cream to those who never pay for it. And she somemore said that it has happened before and that the staff will be too busy to notice anyway. WAH KAOZ... I hear this sentence I very DU LAN. My Ah Beng Pattern all come out. KNN...indirectly say we fucking no integrity. among 8 of us, 6 of us is GUY leh... got serve SAF one hor.. SAF got teach us integrity and fight for our BRUDDERS. so when she indirectly insult us, we all HOT leh.

But we still abit gian to eat your buffet, we ask her those who want to eat ice cream sit one table, and those dun want eat sit another table can anot. She say cannot. What logic is this? BTW, the tables are seperated by a aisle which is about 2 m apart. She insist that we can still pass the ice cream over to the next table and that they are busy to eye us. WAH PIANG EH...!!! Too busy then employ more ~~dogs~~ staff lah...or invest in technology, use CCTV to monitor every table..see they got share or DA PAO any food home anot. One stone kill two birds. Somemore can apply copyrights.. you guys will be the only buffet restaurant that uses high technology to provide customer monitoring services..can also up your security in your restaurant. Now Osama anyhow bomb bomb..better be safe than sorry.

If your staff is cute/pretty/super-model/tit-tilating/dress very little, we still can be distracted from our dulaness. But she CMI (cannot make it) so bo bian...we showed abit of attitude. However, we are still abit gian to eat ~~althought we got no appetite after looking at your staff~~. Then suddenly, she chut stun again, say that I will start your timing at 6 pm and you all got 2 hr to eat. Limpeh look at my watch is 6.15pm. Firstly, I feel like I am back to work...(Boss say: Limpeh want this typed out, printed out, sent out, signed by AH KAO, AH MEOW and AH COCK, read by CEO, COE and ECO, and then bring back and filed up...all in 2 HRs. If not, you are fired!!) Where got buffet set timing one..the only timing I heard before is closing time! Secondly...want to cheat our 15 min. Got timing jiu suan le...somemore want to cheat our 15 min. Time is money, so indirectly, you are charging us more. NABEH..and you are the people with no integrity. We came into your restaurant at about 6.10pm..tok so much also only at most 5 mins.. now wanna cheat our timing to make it easy for you all to MONITOR...Timing can monitor lah...ice cream cannot monitor. LAN Sai ah..

P/S: By the way, you are short of $180 earnings for that evening.

Yours Truly,
Du Lan Beng

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Haha, in the end, we go Pizza Hut at Suntec to eat... eat until damn full. somemore 9 person pay $115 compared to 8 paying for $180. more worth it. and the staff at pizza hut more pretty, more hunky. and something happened there that make me feel like a valued customer.

I order a set meal for 4 person that comes with soup, drink and 2 regular pizza. we upsized one of the pizza to large and they make a mistake by giving us 2 regular ones. The floor manager come over and apologized and said they will make up for their mistake by giving us another regular pizza. Also Jos came late..very late. and we all finish eating liao except the left over for Jos. It was still peak hour and 8 of us sit down and do nothing except tok cock there... the staff nv come and hurry us to leave the table eventhough there are a few pple waiting outside and that it is already full house. KUDOS to PIZZA HUT.

In appreciation, I will advertise in my blog for you.

Call 62353535 for Pizza Hut deliveries....from young I hear this no. until now..dunno how many years liao also wont get sian...UPS LAH.

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Some pics taken last week...

Makaning at Lau Pat Sat

Buy 1 get 1 free..couple Alex and Kristy

Roger said "I just can't wait to eat thesatayandthestingrayandthelalaandthekangkongandtherice."

Sentosa

No, that's not field ration u are looking at. It's just a green pack of satay pasta.

Basking in the sun...and NO...we are not an item (for those who dunch noe)

Ladies...i have a longer tongue than what u see in the pic...Cheeky...

Saw a few monkeys...acted as monkey...attacked by monkeys

Glutton at Sakae sushi..yes, sentosa have one next to the beach

Limpeh si ah beng...dun play play..i..i..i will use pepsi cola to splash u. (i dun dare use acid)

a beach babe walked past and distracted me from my photo opportunity and i tried to smile at her while eating.

Settler's Cafe

No...they are not an item too...the whole group is single and available... I am the most available..

Settler's cafe menu...cool concept for a menu.. yah...It's a boardgames cafe.

natural....haha...NO...they are not LOVERS....STOP ASKING ME!!!

and when i saw this at clark quay mrt station, I almost joined TALIBAN...

Back from hiatus

2005-09-26T20:29:00.000+08:00

HELLLLLLOOOOO NURSE!! and all blogosphere's cybersepians

End of hiatus mode...haha...feeling great after some rest and relaxation albeit somewhat unlucky during my mahjong sessions... been on a bloody long losing streak.

anyway... i shall start my picture story from the day of my hiatus...

thurs, 15 sept

i met up with lailai

it was in feb this year since i met her... ~~i kinda miss her thou~~

lailai touch anot? got handsome miss you leh

we went to watch 3 ge hao ren by jack neo at causeway point. its was a fucking worth it to watch show... not only was it damn funny and crude (yes i like crude hokkien shows), this show also reflects how fucked up and selfish our society is. HIGHLY RECOMMENDED TO HOKKIEN BENGS AND LIANS.

after the movie, we went down to suntec cafe cartel....yes, all of you know what my purpose is...but my other purposes was to eat dinner (thanks lailai for the treat) and also to wait for supin to go to a board games cafe to chill out... HEY....IT'S TRUE K!

at cartel with lailai

we sat at table 12 becoz we can see her movement unobstructed...cunning/sly/smart, you name it.

thats for last week...

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on friday, 23 sept

i met up with my gang of posers and went to mind cafe

this is one of the boardgame that we played; i'm the boss

the objective of the game is to be the richest person at the end of it...

you will also find out who's the most cunning poser in the group...for mine...it's bernerd. haha

i am the pretty face poser.

squeezing brain juices to negotiate a fair deal...

"i got cheated!!" (dub with deh-high pitched voice)

roger and bernerd enjoying the success the have over serene. in the background, lailai having the ai xin bian dang i brought for her.

yah...from my face...u should have guessed that i lost the game.

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sun, 25 sept

its a day with bloody good weather for suntanning and swimming. so serene and i decided to go for a late afternoon swim at her aunt's condo at geylang.

look at the nice nice nice weather...

and the nice nice nice swimming pool....

but there's one big problem...

there is no sun at the pool...except for one small corner!!! the sun is blocked off by all the condos.

desperate for the sun, serene pathetically squeezed onto a bench... and sat there for 1 hr plus...

serene...i really pei fu pei fu...

even when we are in the jaccuzzi, we never give up photowhoring opportunities.

Friends are forever

2005-09-15T02:00:00.000+08:00

you noe...friends are always a part of everyone's life...no matter where u are born, where u lived, you will always have friends around you. there is not a single person who lives a wonderful life and die without making any friends.

Going straight to the point, i am going to dedicate this post to my friends...some of them. and i will also give some description of wat they like, dislikes and so on lah... you noe one lah..dunno read on then u noe liao.

JOHN

Nickname I would give him: Polo Man, Smarty Ass, Uncle John

Something about him: total sucker for polo ralph products, he looks young but look again.

Fav tagline: Wo ke ai mah?? (complete with uber act cute pose) ~~hold back your puke~~

Special Talent: Able to let out a series of farts that does not stink. ~~Warning, smell at your own risk.~~ Farts can reach high decibels.

Narcisticness: Normal

ROGER

Nickname I would give: Faggot, Faggoty, King of Faggots, Prince of Faggots, Virgin Boy

Something about him: Always have a reserve of lame jokes or rather leng xiao hua stored in his brain. Likes to swim, on tables. in actual fact, he can't swim. He's also a perfect boyfriend, only cute gals need to apply.

Fav Tagline: I am full, but i can always eat (that's what he will say after eating up 5-10 servings ~~i am not exaggerating~~)

Special Talent: Cross dressing

Narcisticness: Very Extreme

SUPIN

Nickname I would give: ~~bitch~~ beachgal, shuttle~~cock~~cork

Something about her: Loves the sand, sun and sea. Also a badminton player. Always thinks that she's fat but in actual fact, it's juz baby fats.

Fav Tagline: None that i know of

Special Talent: Able to smash a shuttlecork at the cock of her male opponent. Guys Beware. Also able to photowhore and act cute simultaneously very well.

Narcisticness: Extreme

SERENE

Nickname I would give: Ti Ki (metal teeth), Ma Yi Tou (Ant's Head)

Something about her: Totally friendly, flat chested, wanted by many guys and is single currently. She also sucks in rejecting people.

Fav Tagline: no tagline... but sound "eeerrrrrr (deh sound)"

Special Talent: Able to ~~perform blowjob simultaneously to 10 men~~ be nice to every person she knows (no pun intended)

Narcisticness: Near Extreme

Yah..i noe...my friends are bloody weird. maybe that's still an understatement. But to be fair to them, i need to clarify that not all of the above is true. so juz take it in a light-hearted manner. Anyway, its all in the name of fun yah guys..dun beat me up when you see me the next time. *cowers and hide in dark corner*

Alright lah, i post weird pics of me ok?

Lead "actress" in My Sassy Neighbour 2

High on Mountain Dew (faggot boy and uncle john, paiseh ah..have to drag the 2 of you in again)

Fighting over yun nan vouchers